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Screwed up "famous" quotations
Choose any cliched, overused, famous quotation, proverb or pithy saying, and mess it up. After writing a few, I felt a little like Jack Handey. Here are a few that I made up. I put them in italics to make them look fancy:
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day; teach a man to fish, and he'll probably starve to death because the "big one" always "got away".
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. He might have food stuck in his teeth.
Well-behaved women seldom make Santa's "Nice" list.
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