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Old 08-20-2004, 06:41 PM
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Cool Because it's Friday: How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the "memo" area of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation marks or capital letters

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"


19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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Old 08-20-2004, 08:32 PM
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Ninjapoodle,


Too Funny! Girl you have a sick sense of humor! Why am I laughing my A$$ off right now?


Thanks for sharing!

I really like the one about leaving the zoo and you know some crazy person will try this or already has tried this one.


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Old 08-23-2004, 01:25 PM
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my faves:
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3--I've done this before
4--I don't have an "in" box but maybe I should create one for this purpose
5--I work with lawyers--I'm soooooo tempted to do this..
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Old 08-23-2004, 07:01 PM
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10 is my personal favorite.
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Old 08-23-2004, 09:29 PM
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Soror NP what are we going to do with you!
My favorites are #1,#15,&19.
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Old 12-20-2005, 02:21 PM
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Hee hee hee at @19
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Old 12-21-2005, 01:23 AM
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Too funny!!!
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Old 03-29-2007, 02:18 PM
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Since tomorrow is Friday, I thought I'd bring this back up to share
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