Top 10 Signs You Are A Die Hard Omega

[CrimsonTide4]

About a month or so ago, there was a Strawberry Letter on Steve Harvey show, "Will the Real Omega Man Stand Up?" From that letter, my mind took a journey and created a la Steve's Top 10, Top 10 Signs You Are A Die Hard Omega. Of course there are more than 10 so I added honorable mentions.

Bruhs, this was created in love, not to throw stones. But of all the D9 fraternities, you all are the most demonstrative of your love for Omega, IMO. You all rep Omega so hard that it is hard not to notice.

I sent this as an e-mail to my Omega friends and they all agreed with me or said they have been tamed a bit.

Please feel free to pass along to other Omegas you know.




Top 10 Signs You Are a Die Hard Omega




10. Your e-mail account and password are both Omega related. All e-mails are composed in purple font.
OmegaMan1911_4_Life@ yahoo.com
NuttinButTheDawgInMe@ hotmail.com
AtomicDawg1911@ gmail.com
GoldBoots@ aol.com
SetOutAHop@ blackplanet.com
Funky4Corners@ lycos.com

Password: JustLoveCooperColeman
November171911
HowardUAlphaChapter
BloodSweatTears

9. Favorite day of the year is 11.17.1911. Favorite colors are purple and gold. Favorite song is Atomic Dawg. Favorite football team is the Vikings. Favorite basketball team is the Lakers.

8. You throw up the hooks and bark at every Que you see on the road, at church, at the mall, the library, a wedding, a funeral, a parade, on TV.

7. You change the spelling of words, i.e. cucumber is now QUEcumber and calculator is calQUElator.

6. You use “Roo” like most people say hello, goodbye, thank you and you’re welcome.

5. Your car has an Omega Psi Phi front plate, Omega Psi Phi license plate, Omega Psi Phi license plate frame, and Omega Psi Phi sticker in the rear window along with the Omega Psi Phi shield that sticks on the car.

4. Your doorbell and cell phone ring tone all play Atomic Dog. You even figured out how to get your instant messages to play Atomic Dog when a new IM is received.

3. You wear fatigues and gold boots to church. You wear the dog collar on Communion Sunday.

2. You have more Omega artwork on display than family photos.

1. In church, everyone says Amen or Hallelujah or Thank You Jesus, you bark.



Honorable Mentions
You name your children after the founders, even your daughters.

You forget your mate’s, parents’, and siblings birthdays but never forget Founders Day or your line brothers’ birthdays.

You have a burned CD that plays nothing but Atomic Dog.

You have every Omega chapter website as a bookmark.

You’ve signed every chapter’s website’s guestbook.

You have more paddles than you have belts.

You let da Bruhz cut in front of you in traffic but not other fraternities.

You have an Omega Psi Phi Bible cover that your mother, aunt, or grandmother knit for you.

You used to own a cat. Now you own a pit bull named Omega.

Your credit cards are maxed out buying more Omega nalia, but you have defaulted on your student loans.

You barked at the title of this e-mail.

You forward this on to every Omega you know.




Written by Carla Sarratt
DSQ
4 ~ Omicron Theta ~ Spring 1997

[ladygreek]

Soror, that is too funny. Especially #1. Roo to the Bruhs!

[Pretty Kitty]

That was funny!
And I am dying at how I too....have committed some of the honorable mentions...

[DoggyStyle82]

I'm guilty of some of those and it bothers me that I have so much purple gear. But we can't wear red so what is a dog to do.

Now what can we do for the Deltas...........?

[Wolfman]

One particular activity which could go on this list is the practice of camparing "hits"(ie, brands) when "die hard" Ques get together in some fraternal gatherings. It'a a bonding activity analagous to women comparing pocketbooks or shoes, I suppose!

[FeeFee]

Originally posted by Wolfman
One particular activity which could go on this list is the practice of camparing "hits"(ie, brands) when "die hard" Ques get together in some fraternal gatherings. It'a a bonding activity analagous to women comparing pocketbooks or shoes, I suppose!

Now that's funny - CTHU!!!

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Wolfman
One particular activity which could go on this list is the practice of camparing "hits"(ie, brands) when "die hard" Ques get together in some fraternal gatherings. It'a a bonding activity analagous to women comparing pocketbooks or shoes, I suppose!

LMAO!! That is so true. You all tell how you got it, what you were wearing when you got it, who was there, and the sounds made when you got it.

[Wolfman]

Originally posted by FeeFee
Now that's funny - CTHU!!!

A funny story about this particular "die hard" Que activity. On one occasion, when the "Omega oil" was flowing freely, a group of younger bruhs were comparing their "hits" with a bit of the male braggadoccio in play. In fun, one early '60s brother decided he wanted to shut them all up. He got up and went into the midst of this group, unzipped his pants and showed them his prized "hit." The younger bruhs scattered like the men who left the scene of the woman caught in adultery after Jesus wrote on the ground.There was no more conversation about hits!

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Wolfman
A funny story about this particular "die hard" Que activity. On one occasion, when the "Omega oil" was flowing freely, a group of younger bruhs were comparing their "hits" with a bit of the male braggadoccio in play. In fun, one early '60s brother decided he wanted to shut them all up. He got up and went into the midst of this group, unzipped his pants and showed them his prized "hit." The younger bruhs scattered like the men who left the scene of the woman caught in adultery after Jesus wrote on the ground.There was no more conversation about hits!

OH MY DAYUM.

[FeeFee]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
OH MY DAYUM.

Like my West Indian friends would say - PARTY DONE!!!!!!

[CrimsonTide4]

21. You show off your hits more than you show pictures of your kids.

[ZetaStorm]

LMAO, You all are killing me over here! Before I could recover from laughing at CT4s list here comes Wolfman with that branding story. That was too funny.

I learned a valuable lesson today- do not try and drink beverages or eat while you are reading GC posts because you never know what's around the corner.

[mulattogyrl]

Originally posted by Wolfman
A funny story about this particular "die hard" Que activity. On one occasion, when the "Omega oil" was flowing freely, a group of younger bruhs were comparing their "hits" with a bit of the male braggadoccio in play. In fun, one early '60s brother decided he wanted to shut them all up. He got up and went into the midst of this group, unzipped his pants and showed them his prized "hit." The younger bruhs scattered like the men who left the scene of the woman caught in adultery after Jesus wrote on the ground.There was no more conversation about hits!

OH MY.

[20PearlGirl]

Every Omega I know fits this profile.

[Wolfman]

Glad you ladies got a kick out of the story! This is a true story that I witnessed in my Que sojourn. Omega is the greatest fraternity because of the intensity of the male comradeship, love and sharing, combining extreme Christian belief and reprobate behaviour, sometimes by the same people! It's always interesting being a bruh! Not for the weak of heart, self-righeous or uncommitted!

I've just come back from visiting an Omega brother made in the '40s who's in a nursing facility due to a stroke he suffered a few years ago. The LORD put it on my heart to go see him today. His wife was there and we all talked and had a good time. Before I left, the brother, who was a genetics prof., was talking to me about pledging and his LBs. He struggled to tell me an "off-color" Que dog joke about sex that one of his LBs told him. He finallly got it out and we laughed. Ques are always young at heart with an indomitable "joie de vivre" of masculine sexuality and good humor.