AXO Alum & the "Scoop"

[AXO Alum]

Yes, ladies & gentlemen, it seems as though I am the unofficial news source here on GC as of late. I do have lots of good scoop, but I am also facing the conflict of being at my in-laws with dial-up for the internet. Alas, tomorrow I will be back at my computer with my trusty road runner up & running blazing fast... so I will use this time to create a beautiful song in tribute to people who know other people's business, and use GC to spread false rumors. Please know that I will respond to the numerous PM's tomorrow when I get home & please don't kill me for not being able to scoop everyone at the present time.

If you are not part of the nine-nine-percent gang, then there is no reason to PM me. I don't need to justify to you why I hate a certain GC mod, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even begging the question of me when the time is MUCH better spent with you asking him directly about his "all knowing source" and why it is okay to let him get away with spreading lies.

To my NINE-NINERS, the song will be a work of art I promise -- I would never want to let the GC faithful down...

To those not in the know, the nine-nine-percent gang, or nine-niners, is the gang of GC'ers whose sole purpose in life is to see truth, justice, and the American way brought down swift & mighty on those who spread lies... we represent the 99% of GC that agrees with our stance, and feel no shame in closing down the guilty parties. If you aren't one of us, then you need to ask yourself who the hell you are, because we surely don't know...