need help Phi Mu-ing a song for recruitment!

[alrphimu]

For Philanthropy/House tour day, we have a pirate theme (Phi Mu of the Caribbean), and instead of doing the normal, boring chants and songs that we do when dropping the PNMs off after the party, we want to rewrite the words to "Yo ho, a Pirate's Life for me" to make it "Yo ho, a Phi Mu's life for me". The task has been mostly laid on my hands, but I've been reaching out to different sisters for their creative input -- so, if anyone could think up a cute way to incorporate Phi Mu into the song, can write a stanza, or anything, PM me or just post it on here (ESPECIALLY if you can write something that mentions Children's Miracle Network, since it's philanthropy day...I can't get it to fit in without resorting to "CMN" -- and when you sing that, it sounds like, well, semen. gross)! any help would be greatly appreaciated!