The Flavor of Love: Flava Flaaaaaaav!

Anyone catch VH1's newest trainwreck reality show tonight?

Why any woman in her 20s (they all look pretty young) would want to traipse around national TV wearing almost nothing, just to fight for the attention of a 46 year old man who's at least two feet shorter than them is beyond me.

I can't choose just one tragic moment:
-Naming the first Asian chick "Oyster"
-"Cherry" getting her nickname because of her big perky nipples
-The other Asian chick admitting that everyone in her family was smart and that she was adopted
-"New York"...um, her eyeliner's on so damn thick I can't even tell if her eyes are open. They look like they're closed 90% of the time.
-"Goldie" spewing chunks the first night
-...and I lost count as to how many girls had gaps between their teefs

Early clips also show Mz. Brigitte making an appearance in a later episode as she attempts help her ex find the next hoebag in line.

Whoever created this show and decided it was appropriate for public viewing deserves to be shot.