Nutsoids, wackos, cranial rectosios!

Tom Earp · #1 06-12-2001, 06:56 PM

Well sports fans! I would like to challenge any of these wanna be greeks to a get down and dirty banger! I would like to have you prove to me with a guarentee that you are really IGNORANT and DUMB!
I could give you a paper that shows that Da am NUTSOID!!!
I and We really try to carry on conversations of impotortance but YOU PEOPLE have NO CLUE of what a Greek Organization is, can be and will be as you are so Damn involved to disrupt! I just burnt my Pie! Apple to be exact! Oh well, I put My Homemade Ice Cream on top of it, I will survive! Ah the wind is blowing and I expect to see Dorthy again come Home To Kansas! Lets say goodnight Mrs. Callabash where ever you are!
Put that in your pipes and figure out what it is! Hint, JD!
Damn that felt Good!

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Tom Earp LX Z#1
Pittsburg State U. (Kansas)

Rain Man · #2 06-12-2001, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by Tom Earp:
Lets say goodnight Mrs. Callabash where ever you are!

Or in Italian:

Buena Nottes, Signora Calabash, Dovachessia tu sei.

(I saw an episode of Jeopardy! from 1975 and I loved the way Art Fleming said it, so I had to borrow it)

Rain Man

kdgirlie · #3 06-12-2001, 10:07 PM

We should put together a greek chat wacko of the year award-- kind of like the stupid death award people always sent out

KABillyMac · #4 06-13-2001, 09:41 AM

Tom did you get drunk last night?

shadokat · #5 06-13-2001, 09:52 AM

Tom,

Have you been hitting the juice again? You crazy man

Tom Earp · #6 06-13-2001, 10:00 AM

A wee bit of the Grape is good for the soul. I just love venting once in a while!!!!!!!!!!!! Who's your DADDY!!!!

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Tom Earp LX Z#1
Pittsburg State U. (Kansas)

ilovemyglo · #7 06-13-2001, 10:27 AM

I really think that all greeks suck and just have massive orgies together. Doesn't it hurt when they paddle you? Cause when they did it to me they made me eat tunafish/chocolate flavored dog food and it made me so sick that my sorority brothers all teased me and took my pledge pin (that I had to wear on my bare skin) away. And then when they made me go to the Delta Chi Epsilon Tau Gamma's and cook dinner for all 30 of their brothers and sisters I cried cause they made fun of my block lettered shirt. THen I got balled cause I got stains on it putting the crab rolls into the oven. I hate Alpha Beta Gamma Delta for balling me so I am going to tell everyone their secrets now. The Alpha stands for the greek word "Aolphikenhaohgoaknrgk" meaning "Tough skinned" and the Beta stands for the greek "butt" meaning Butt and the Gamma stands for the greek "gotalotofproblemsinmyhead" meaning "loving" and the Delta stands for the greek "Dogmatic" meaning Dogs. So they stand for tough butt loving dogs. And that is why I quit.

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"...and love her for her womanhood."

LeslieAGD · #8 06-13-2001, 10:31 AM

OMIGOD...the people in my office probably think I am on crack because I am sitting here laughing so hard by myself...that was great, ilovemyglo!!!

Where did this Germany guy come from? He's posting on a bunch of board about initiation rituals and hazing. Why won't you crazies leave us alone?!?!

[This message has been edited by LeslieAGD (edited June 13, 2001).]

Tom Earp · #9 06-13-2001, 04:02 PM

Thank God I am in the confines of my modest abode where I can whoop and hollar with glee!
if was at the shop, they would think me crazy. But you see I have them fooled, I am not crazy, I am INSANE

There really is a difference!

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Tom Earp LX Z#1
Pittsburg State U. (Kansas)

moe.ron · #10 06-13-2001, 04:12 PM

What about wacko of the century? I nominate Fred Hatchet (or whatever his last name is)

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New York Eta #323
Buffalo State '99

Steeltrap · #11 06-13-2001, 08:14 PM

What are cranial rectosios?

Corbin Dallas · #12 06-14-2001, 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by Steeltrap:
What are cranial rectosios?

My assumption, especially if I know Tommy

is head in your @$$ if you get my drift...

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Steve Corbin
Lambda Chi Alpha
Theta Kappa Chapter
Rose-Hulman Inst. of Tech.

Tom Earp · #13 06-14-2001, 04:19 PM

Thank you Brother Steve, I never was kicked out of Med school. Hell didnt go! Besides kicked out of to many other things! Greatest, Kitzbuhl Austria and was not even my fault. I guess paybacks are B----H for things never got caught at! It seems we have a temporary lack of Nuts on line. Damn to bad was really getting me fired up to!
Ah well, chill pill and grape juice then wade back into the fray of battle with the mentally challenged on the site!

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Tom Earp LX Z#1
Pittsburg State U. (Kansas)

Steeltrap · #14 06-15-2001, 12:34 AM

Thanks, Corbin. It's been years since I've studied physiology...

Dionysus · #15 02-21-2006, 12:42 PM

classic

funnay