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You're Kidding, Right? Bulgarian Gay Sex Soccer Scandal Takes Strange Turn With Inclusion of . . . a Goat? - Late last week, the Bulgarian News Agency reported that four male soccer players have been expelled from their club in Varna, Bulgaria, for having sex in the team locker room and "damaging the club's reputation." That in and of itself would not really qualify this as a BadJocks story. However, further investigation reveals that this might not be an isolated incident and that some of the players involved are more "colorful" than you might expect. According to OutSports.com, after the MAX team lost 2-0 last week and the players were slow in coming out (no pun intended) of the stadium, a trainer for the host team went into the locker room and saw the team captain, identified as "Stefan," groping the testicles of the three teammates, adding that “He was overcome with caressing them and was paying too much attention to them." (How much attention does one pay to his teammates testicles before it becomes "too much?") When told of the incident, the MAX coach admitted that Stefan had solicited him on at least one occasion, adding, “It seemed to me that Stefan wanted to be intimate and establish a closeness with me, but I sleep with women.” According to the report by MAX officials, it is also not the first time this foursome has done something like this: "They [the four teammates] are a bunch of big homos. They have been caught doing this before, but the coaches thought that it was just drunken horseplay.” It goes on to say that this all started at a bar called Martinitza, where the manager "found the owner of the team with two transvestites and Anton, who is a homosexual gypsy singer." After this most recent incident in the locker room, the coach suddenly remembered another situation at a formal banquet at which the captain (Stefan) placed his hands on three teammates. “I thought they were just drunk,” said the coach. To top it all off, the coach blurted out that, “Stefan was the leader of the group, and he has in his file that he was accused and found guilty of consorting with a goat at the age of 15." (OutSports.com) Thanks to Fark.com for the link!
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