From the "you can't make this stuff up" file...

[aephi alum]

As many of you know, my husband and I are in the process of moving houses. We closed on our new house today. I was not there, as I couldn't get the time off work (new job = no vacation time), so my husband went to the closing by himself and took care of everything.

After the closing, he decided to drop by the new house to take a quick look around. When he got to the house, he found two cars in the driveway. He suspected intruders, so (instead of calling the cops like he should have done) he went in to investigate.

He found one of the sellers' teenage sons.

In what had been his bedroom.

With his girlfriend.

They were not exactly playing checkers.

The house, of course, had been emptied of furniture, so they were "not exactly playing checkers" on the hardwood floor.

I am suddenly very glad we've booked a cleaning service to go over the house tomorrow...