Before posting the
link and article, I'd like to remind the readers one thing that isn't mentioned in the article: if he hadn't been nude, it wouldn't have happened!
Lawsuit says former girlfriend really stuck it to him
Thursday, November 03, 2005
By Rebekah Scott, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
"Male bonding" is taking on new meaning in Westmoreland County this week, where a Murrysville woman is on trial for using Super Glue to stick it to her ex-boyfriend.
Court papers say Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh and Gail O'Toole of Murrysville dated through most of 1999, but the couple broke up just before Christmas.
Mr. Slaby found another love interest, but Ms. O'Toole continued to phone, the lawsuit says. The pair resumed dating in early May 2000.
The evening of May 7, Mr. Slaby took a nap at Ms. O'Toole's home.
He woke "to a strong burning sensation" in his genital area and found red and blue nail polish poured in his hair, the suit says. Glue had been used on his private parts and an unflattering comment had been painted in nail polish on his back.
The suit says Ms. O'Toole took away the man's keys and clothing and told him she'd planned the attack since their breakup months earlier.
Mr. Slaby walked about a mile to a Sheetz convenience store, where he met a Murrysville police officer. He was taken to Forbes Regional Hospital for treatment.
In June 2000, Ms. O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.
Mr. Slaby filed the civil suit the following September, alleging battery, assault, and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Mr. Slaby wants at least $30,000 in damages for each of the three counts. Opening arguments are expected today before Judge Gary Caruso.
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Unfortunately, there aren't photos with the article. There was more on the television news, including that she superglued his penis to his stomach, and his testicles to his thighs. Gotta love those trailer folk!
ETA: Tonight's news stated that his buttocks were super glued together, too! How that guy walked to the convenience store, I'll never know!!
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