Leviticus 20:15: camels beware

hoosier · #1 10-04-2005, 11:47 PM

It appears we were too hard on Islam when we criticized it yesterday for demanding the killing of a cameline victim of sexual assault. Several readers called our attention to Leviticus 20:15, which reads:

"_'If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death, and you must kill the animal._._._.'_"

So if you're a camel, be wary of Christians and Jews too.

- Opinion Journal

Rudey · #2 10-05-2005, 11:44 AM

I always thought that referred to ugly women and not animals.

But hoosier, be careful. Now people will call you anti-Christian and anti-semitic for posting this.

Again, I ask how it's possible to have sex with a camel. They are mean animals and 7 feet tall, all in the legs.

-Rudey

Lil' Hannah · #3 10-05-2005, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by Rudey
Again, I ask how it's possible to have sex with a camel. They are mean animals and 7 feet tall, all in the legs.

-Rudey

This coming from the man who wanted to make out with a giraffe.

Rudey · #4 10-05-2005, 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
This coming from the man who wanted to make out with a giraffe.

You're twisting my words.

I asked that if you had to make out with an animal, which animal you would pick. Obviously it would be by force and not out of a strong desire to neck with a tall animal.

And again, some might say that giraffes are exotic, have necks that you can caress, and look like wonderful kissers.

-Rudey
--My explanation makes it sound so much better.

Lil' Hannah · #5 10-05-2005, 11:55 AM

All I'm saying is that it would be much harder to make out with a giraffe than a camel.

Rudey · #6 10-05-2005, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
All I'm saying is that it would be much harder to make out with a giraffe than a camel.

Making out and sex are very different.

-Rudey
--I encourage abstinence when it comes to animals.

honeychile · #7 10-05-2005, 11:59 AM

The camel smell alone should prove that the man in question is purely insane!

Lindz928 · #8 10-05-2005, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rudey

--My explanation makes it sound so much better.

Sure it does.

Hehe.

Well, since the last time I was anywhere near a camel was as a little kid at the zoo, and can't even begin to imagine why anyone would want to have sex with one, I can't speak from personal experience.....

But, I do know a guy who apparently has some VERY strange family somewhere.... Supposedly these weird people would actually have sex with horses.... He used to find overturned buckets that they apparently stood on to do the deed....

I feel a little bit gross even telling this story. Hell, I felt gross just HEARING the story.

Point being... It is probably something similar to that with camels.... Standing on something tall so that they can... um..... reach.

For you Rudey, since you asked and I don't think anyone else wanted to answer.

Rudey · #9 10-05-2005, 12:08 PM

So many a large platform has to be built to provide room for the business transaction to take place?

Then one has to place this large platform in a barn outfitted with a medieval torture chamber with chains and all sorts of devices to prevent the camel from running or attacking the guy.

-Rudey

Quote:

Originally posted by Lindz928
Sure it does. Hehe.

Well, since the last time I was anywhere near a camel was as a little kid at the zoo, and can't even begin to imagine why anyone would want to have sex with one, I can't speak from personal experience.....

But, I do know a guy who apparently has some VERY strange family somewhere.... Supposedly these weird people would actually have sex with horses.... He used to find overturned buckets that they apparently stood on to do the deed....

I feel a little bit gross even telling this story. Hell, I felt gross just HEARING the story.

Point being... It is probably something similar to that with camels.... Standing on something tall so that they can... um..... reach.

For you Rudey, since you asked and I don't think anyone else wanted to answer.

PM_Mama00 · #10 10-05-2005, 05:12 PM

That's so stupid. They have those fake vagina thingies at sex toy shops. Why don't these freaks just go buy one of those and spare a horse's (or camel's) ass?

Sally the camel gets 5 humps. Sally the camel gets 5 humps. Sally the camel gets 5 humps so hear Sally mooooannnn.

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