Best. Story. Ever.

[lifesaver]

I cant quit laughing.

So my four-year older sister calls me this morning about 11:15am. She was wigging out and wanted to tell me about what just happened to her.

Let me preface this story by telling you all that I am a really bad influence. Growing up and until I started socially hanging out with my sister, she was a goody two-shoes. Think Laura Bush. Now, after partying with me in college, she likes to get her drink on, curses like a sailor and spends her free time figuring out was to gank some of my mom’s vicodin. She’s my hero. (She’s real successful tho. Married, 4 year old son, masters degree, etc)

She is a schoolteacher in a Houston suburb. They were having a staff meeting at 11:30 and the principal asked that they all stay on campus for lunch today so no one would be late for the meeting. My sister, not being a rule follower, decided to go to Chick-Fil-a anyway and get some quick drivethrough. She gets to the window and pays and gets her food. There was a woman in a car in front of her that they had asked to pull forward, because her food wasn’t ready and they were going to bring it out to her. She didn’t pull up far enough to let my sister get by.

So my sister taps her horn a few times and the woman refuses to move. She, thinking shes’s gonna get busted by the principal for being late, starts laying on the horn. Finally, the lady pulls a little forward – enough to let my sister by. My sister being livid, pulls up next to the lady (who had her window down) and decided to giver her a piece of her mind. She rolls down her window and screams, “Thanks for being a selfish bitch, you fat f*ck!” The lady looks up and says, “Megan?” As my sister looks closer, she realizes its her PRINCIPAL.



Bwahahahahhahahahahhaha.




Is that not the best ever? So she’s all in a panic on what to do and calls me. I ask her if she has any vacation time. She does and I tell her to get back to campus and apologize profusely, and tell her principal that she was freaking out because, while in the line at Chick-Fil-A, she got a call on her cell that our mom had been rushed to the ER and she didn’t know what was up and had to go back to campus and get her stuff and then rush off to the hospital. People cant be mad at you if you’ e under duress.

But it gets better. She gets back to campus and sees the principal at the meeting and goes up to her to apologize, and the principal said, “for what?” and my sister says, “For what I said to you at Chik-Fil-A.” The principal said, “That was YOU!!?!” My sister said, “yes, you even called me by my name after I said it.” And the principal said, “I didn’t say ‘Megan’, I said ‘Mamm?!’ I was so shocked that someone could be so mean and hateful, I didn’t get a chance to see who said it." So she busted herself for no reason. Bwahahhahahahahah.

So she apologizes and the principal is all, “I guess I’ll accept your apology.” And megan tells her the BS about our alleged sick mom and she’s under a lot of stress and such and the principal is all, “Yeah, whatever.” Hahhahaha.

I’ll be giving her shit for this for YEARS. Cause I’m her brother and its my job. Lol.

Hahahhahahahahh.

[carnation]

oh nooooo! That's so good!

[OtterXO]

I just realized that this is almost as funny as your one night stand/gunshot wound story. Although, I don't know if you can top that one...lol

[Tom Earp]

Bro. Much better in Print than hearing on the C P!

Precious to be sure!

OOPs SHIT HAPPENs!

How Red is Red of Facial Feature?

[Sistermadly]

Best story I've heard all week.

[KillarneyRose]

Originally posted by OtterXO
I just realized that this is almost as funny as your one night stand/gunshot wound story. Although, I don't know if you can top that one...lol

I was thinking the same thing! I wish the whole Lifesaver family lived on my block. It would never get boring; that's for sure!

[LightBulb]

Originally posted by OtterXO
I just realized that this is almost as funny as your one night stand/gunshot wound story. Although, I don't know if you can top that one...lol

Ooh I missed that one... I'll try to find it.

Hahahahhahaahahaa that's really bad!

ETA: Aw, I couldn't find it. Anybody? Anybody?

[ZTAMich]

Teaching PreSchool messes you up man!

[ladygreek]

FAH, but she probably would have gotten forgiveness points if she had just told the principal she was stressed about getting back on time for the meeting.

[tinydancer]

Now that's some funny isht!

[Beanblossom1]

I'm moving to Dallas in a couple of weeks. Is this what its going to be like in TX? I'll make sure I behave at the Chick-fil-a line. I would harrass my sister about that story for years to come too. I need a good laugh this morning. Thanks.

[CrimsonTide4]

Oh the hilarity!!!! I swear that is some funny isht.

[Tickled Pink 2]

Oh my....LOL!

[mmcat]

oopsie....
that will stay on her permanent record.

[luminarysoul]

**Dead** lol