Beyonce's Turn...

[BirthaBlue4]

New York (AP) -- Megastars Beyonce Knowles and boyfriend Rapper/mogul Jay Z (Shawn Carter) are suing a New Jersey man for allegedly trying to distribute and profit from a sex tape they say was recorded Illegally.

A lawsuit filed Monday seeks monetary damages as well as a temporary restraining order and injunction prohibiting the sale or other use of the videotape.

Carter, 36, and Knowles 24, accuse Kurtis Walker of trying to distribute the tape through an intermediary. The two said they recognize the hotel where the tape was made, and said a hidden camera caught the two having relations. "We are saddened at the lengths people will go to profit off someone else, our immediate concern is to stop the distrubion and any profiting that someone might do from this crime." Jana Fleishman, read that statement issued by Mr. Carter Tuesday Evening.

The tape, which was reportedly made 1 year ago shows the couples 2 minute sex romp. Walker could not be reached for comment and a call to a phone number listed for him showed the number had been disconnected. A message left for Walker's attorney was not immediately returned Monday.

The lawsuit also accused the 39 year-old man of working with the owner of an Internet pornography business and contacting the news media about the tape. The lawsuit said the release of the videotape would irreparably harm Carter's reputation and career, "even though he looks like a camel, he is not hung like
one, his member is really small and the release of this tape would prove harmful" said Fleishman.

[lilbay77]

[Eclipse]

Originally posted by BirthaBlue4
The lawsuit said the release of the videotape would irreparably harm Carter's reputation and career, "even though he looks like a camel, he is not hung like
one, his member is really small and the release of this tape would prove harmful" said Fleishman.

This can't be true. Why would Jay-Z's people say he looks like a camel (even if it is true)? LOL

[aurora_borealis]

Originally posted by BirthaBlue4

The tape, which was reportedly made 1 year ago shows the couples 2 minute sex romp.
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The lawsuit said the release of the videotape would irreparably harm Carter's reputation and career, "even though he looks like a camel, he is not hung like
one, his member is really small and the release of this tape would prove harmful" said Fleishman.

Those are the two things that stand out to me in this story.

[astroAPhi]

Originally posted by BirthaBlue4
The tape, which was reportedly made 1 year ago shows the couples 2 minute sex romp.

2 minutes? I wouldn't want anyone knowing that's how long I lasted either.

[Dvyne Evolushun]

Originally posted by BirthaBlue4
New York (AP) -- ... 2 minute sex romp. ...

LOL!

[moe.ron]

No foreplay? That could've extended the romp to 2.5 minutes.

[texas*princess]

Originally posted by astroAPhi
2 minutes? I wouldn't want anyone knowing that's how long I lasted either.

ROFL

so true!


.. and yet so sad

[moe.ron]

I'm starting to think this is a hoax. I've tried to google the article, but nothing came out.

[AlphaSigOU]

Seems to me the article - or what purports to be an article - is insinuating that Jay-Z is a "sixty second man" and a bit lacking in the 'block and tackle' department...

[lilbay77]

This reminds me of the "AP" article going around saying that 50 Cent got his hand chopped off by his car door. I think this is a hoax just like that one.

[Steeltrap]

^^
It was a hoax, but it was funny. The liege lord of the G-g-g-g-neck (sic) is headed for reality TV in 10 years.

Now as for Jigga, I didn't need to know about his manhood.