I came across this...thought it was too cute so I have to share...enjoy!
"Today we salute you, Alpha Delta Pi lady. Considered to be truly classy ladies, ADPis, since 1851, have set the precedent for every sorority. Women have strived to become just like you for over a century. Imitation is the best form of flattery, isn't it? As an ADPi, you exemplify all that is positive about women in college today. You are well-rounded, executing terrific time managment between school, work, and play. You are always the life of the party, and also the girl that the fellas want to take home to Mother Dear. And of course you dazzle her with your wit, charm, and stunning good looks. So pop open a bottle of bubbly you diamond girl, because everyone knows that ADPi is where the first are the absolute finest, and will be forever fabulous!"