Drunken injuries

sairose · #1 05-02-2004, 01:49 AM

So last night, me and some friends were drinking and I had a little too much. I woke up thismorning and my right foot is swollen on the right side on the top. I couldn't even walk on it. My friends informed me that I fell off the bed and somehow turned my foot inward and did that. It hurts like hell.

Anyone else had any drunken injuries but didn't remember how the hell they happened?

#2 05-02-2004, 01:57 AM

Last week I got into a fight with the porcelain pony and the pony won. I went home with cut and gigantic bump on my forehead.

queequek · #3 05-02-2004, 03:07 AM

When I studied abroad in Rome, one night we went out and I guess we had too much drink. The next morning, trying to fight the hangover and not, I noticed slashes like whips all over my arms and legs, along with bruses on my knee. So finally, I was told that apparently I have bought a buche (sp?) of roses for cheap price, and gave the roses to every friend that night. As drunk as we were, we walked around the city the whole night and chased one another with the roses and whip them around, gladiator style. And I jumped into the S. Andrea della Valle fountain in Corso Vittorio, followed by one of my good friend. I somewhat remember this, though, since it was a cold fountain. I was convinced with the stories after I saw the pics my friends took that night.

Those dang drunk American students!

SATX*APhi · #4 05-02-2004, 04:19 AM

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Originally posted by sairose
So last night, me and some friends were drinking and I had a little too much. I woke up thismorning and my right foot is swollen on the right side on the top. I couldn't even walk on it. My friends informed me that I fell off the bed and somehow turned my foot inward and did that. It hurts like hell.

Anyone else had any drunken injuries but didn't remember how the hell they happened?

Your story reminds me of one similar to my biological sister's. One night we had a party at our house. I have no idea why, but my sister ran outside and in the process kinda twisted her ankle, stepping on the side of her foot. She said it hurt, but shook it off and we all kept partying. The next morning she tried to wake me up telling me I had to take her to the hospital because her foot was extremely swollen and hurt like hell. I think she fractured her foot, but we always laugh about that night.

As for me, I don't have any outrageous stories, just the usual bruises, burns, and the like. There was one night, though, that we were at a fraternity-hosted party at a club. This club has a large outdoors area, complete with ponds, hills, etc. I remember falling seven or eight times that night because of the ground being so uneven and having to walk around so many people. That was a great night.

nucutiepie · #5 05-02-2004, 04:33 AM

Once I broke my finger when I was drunk. I was gesticulating madly and smacked my hand down on a table. I only realized it in the morning when my finger was twice its size and I couldn't bend it.

A few summers ago I stepped on a bag full of beer cans and got cuts ALL over my feet.

Also I constantly wake up with bruises, but I feel like everybody does that.

AlethiaSi · #6 05-02-2004, 09:53 AM

lol i'm the queen of injuries when i'm drunk.. and they aren't alwyas my fault! example:
once- a guy fell down a flight of stairs on top of me- and i still had like 6 more stairs to go... and so once he slid into me- i twisted around- banged my head into the banister- and landed in a crumpled heap and the bottom on my stomach with this dude on top of me.... i had the wind knocked out of me and the bouncers had to carry me out- i bruised 3 ribs very badly and had massive bruises on my knees and head... it sucked!

when i was in rome- i had too much wine with dinner and i was talking to this group of guys and i wasn't paying attention to where i was going and fell off the sidewalk and sprained my ankle in 3 places.... its been 3 weeks and it still kinda hurts! lol

i've fallen down stairs.... fallen up stairs.... smacked my head- slid on beer- ran into things... gotten beaten up by various objects (i relate to the roses story! lol)and i wake up with all kinds of injuries lol
i'm a rambuncious crazy drunk girl.... and i'm like that much of the time

alikat2 · #7 05-02-2004, 11:44 AM

I know it's been a damn good night when I wake up with bruises on my legs and I have no idea how they got there.

cherrycola · #8 05-02-2004, 12:00 PM

I sprained my ankle the other night walking in super high heels.
they should outlaw heels and tequila in combination.

A couple of years ago I was having a huge birthday party and I managed to slip down the stairs... my butt and legs were really bruised.

moe.ron · #9 05-02-2004, 12:18 PM

One time, I decided that I was The Rock and a Post Box was Triple-H. Triple-H won.

Also, walking home, I decided that I was tired and that a post office box is a horse. Not wanting to walk home, I decided to ride the horse. The horse threw me off.

Xylochick216 · #10 05-02-2004, 03:31 PM

I definitely broke my toe last year when one of my friends stepped on it when we were drunk. The next morning it was bright purple and I had no clue why it hurt so badly until about an hour later when I remembered it. I just told the doctor at the clinic that I was clumsy

CarolinaDG · #11 05-02-2004, 05:39 PM

I always have remembered it, but I still have a scar on my leg from when I was running after my boyfriend at the tailgate tents and smacked into the stakes in the ground, causing a huge gash.

And, although this isn't an injury, right after my 21st last year, I was crawling up into my bed (I had a loft) and dropped my cell phone on a bunch of wine coolers that were on my floor and cracked the face of it.

TriDeltaGal · #12 05-02-2004, 09:15 PM

My friends and I went to a graduation party after high school graduation. One of my best friends was wasted and due to the amazing power of alcohol as a confidence booster, she started to flirt with this guy who had graduated several years before us. As she walked away from him (totally strutting) to get another drink, she tripped and proceeding to fall face first into about five rose bushes. Luckily, they didn't seriously scratch her but had scratches all over her body for several days. It was hilarious listening to her try to come up with an explanation to her parents!

lifesaver · #13 05-02-2004, 09:22 PM

I refer to these as "MPI's" or Mysterious Party Injuries

ASTLuv21 · #14 05-02-2004, 09:41 PM

When I started dating my bf, I was sitting on his bed and some how I managed to get his fan (one that stands up) that is next to his bed on top of me and stuck to my belly ring. How it happend, no one knows. Only person in the room with me was his best friend who was getting more beer outta the fridge.

After that I passed out after I was freed from the fan. I still stay away from that fan when drunk lol

ZTAngel · #15 05-02-2004, 09:43 PM

Besides a few bruises and scratches from falling down stairs or bumping into things, I have not had any major injuries. One of my sorority sisters on the other hand....

She got really drunk one night at a party in our friend's apartment. A bunch of us were out on the balcony and she wanted to join us. She didn't realize that the glass sliding door to the patio was closed. She went plowing right into it and broke her toe. We were all laughing so hard because we heard this huge thud against the glass sliding door and we look over to see her lying on the floor. Glass sliding door took her out! She had a fun time trying to explain that one to the doctors and her parents the next day.

Another time, my friend fell off the bar and broke her ankle. I think I talked about that on here in the drunk thread.