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11-02-2005, 01:42 AM
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You're no hotshot. She FAKED IT!
Ladies, ladies ladies. Lets give BobbyTheDon a big round of applause!
yes yes. here I am. Rock me like a hurricane.
Enlighten us with your stories ladies.
Talk shit on the asshole who thought he was hot shit, but in reality was a 2 hump chump or had a 3 in penis.
James wants to know and is waiting for your responses so he can write novels and novels!
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11-02-2005, 07:34 PM
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c'mon you bunch of prudes!
you know you've got your stories! I know all of you girls saw the title of this thread and laughed, then saw what I read and said " oh gosh...that's just bobby being bobby...oh my should I posT? Oh garsh I don't want to look like a SLUT!"
Be like NIKE and JUST DO IT!
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11-02-2005, 07:39 PM
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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
c'mon you bunch of prudes!
you know you've got your stories! I know all of you girls saw the title of this thread and laughed, then saw what I read and said " oh gosh...that's just bobby being bobby...oh my should I posT? Oh garsh I don't want to look like a SLUT!"
Be like NIKE and JUST DO IT!
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Notice that your mom isn't on here complaining.
-Rudey
--That's because I make it happen for her.
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11-02-2005, 07:50 PM
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Originally posted by Rudey
Notice that your mom isn't on here complaining.
-Rudey
--That's because I make it happen for her.
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that not nice.
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11-02-2005, 08:27 PM
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Bobby, I'm not quite sure what kind of stories you're lookin for here. 
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11-02-2005, 08:40 PM
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Michael Kaplan, formerly of Honolulu, HI and Las Vegas, NV ... currently living in Culver City, CA has a stump for a penis. He attended UCLA from 1997-2001. It's been years since I last saw him, but because I'm an evil person I'll take every opportunity to publicly humiliate the guy.
Apparently he had some surgery down there as a baby. Envision images of VIENNA SAUSAGE. Better yet, a AAA battery. Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Kaplan's weenus. I swear his long and pointy nose is bigger than what's down there. He's had nice fast cars, but it was obvious he had to make up for things he lacked. BIGGEST. ASSHOLE. EVER.
Spread the word. And if you truly want a laugh, feel free to visit his MySpace at http://www.myspace.com/abruinforlife
Enjoy!
Last edited by Unregistered-; 11-02-2005 at 08:45 PM.
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11-02-2005, 08:48 PM
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Originally posted by jharb
T When you have to wear snug fit condoms you have a problem. 
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And when you wear snug fit condoms and it's STILL too big, he needs to seek medical help.
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11-02-2005, 09:03 PM
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Originally posted by OTW
Michael Kaplan, formerly of Honolulu, HI and Las Vegas, NV ... currently living in Culver City, CA has a stump for a penis. He attended UCLA from 1997-2001. It's been years since I last saw him, but because I'm an evil person I'll take every opportunity to publicly humiliate the guy.
Apparently he had some surgery down there as a baby. Envision images of VIENNA SAUSAGE. Better yet, a AAA battery. Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Kaplan's weenus. I swear his long and pointy nose is bigger than what's down there. He's had nice fast cars, but it was obvious he had to make up for things he lacked. BIGGEST. ASSHOLE. EVER.
Spread the word. And if you truly want a laugh, feel free to visit his MySpace at http://www.myspace.com/abruinforlife
Enjoy!
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ho shit, i remember when this all went down..
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11-02-2005, 09:08 PM
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omg sandy, i'm so glad i'm your friend! ahhhhhhhhhhh!
i don't think i can top that - so all i can say to that is length doesn't matter on it's own. i don't care if it's 10 inches, if its reminding me of a pencil, not cool.
- marissa
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11-02-2005, 09:16 PM
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I know this one certain dude in this one certain fraternity who thinks he's a human jackhammer, apparently, because his, er, technique needs some serious help. Ladies, I know you'll agree with me on this--hard and extremely fast in the same direction for 10 minutes is not exciting in the least, am I wrong?
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11-02-2005, 09:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by OTW
Michael Kaplan, formerly of Honolulu, HI and Las Vegas, NV ... currently living in Culver City, CA has a stump for a penis. He attended UCLA from 1997-2001. It's been years since I last saw him, but because I'm an evil person I'll take every opportunity to publicly humiliate the guy.
Apparently he had some surgery down there as a baby. Envision images of VIENNA SAUSAGE. Better yet, a AAA battery. Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Kaplan's weenus. I swear his long and pointy nose is bigger than what's down there. He's had nice fast cars, but it was obvious he had to make up for things he lacked. BIGGEST. ASSHOLE. EVER.
Spread the word. And if you truly want a laugh, feel free to visit his MySpace at http://www.myspace.com/abruinforlife
Enjoy!
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Oh, my God, that is so wrong!
Yet funny as hell, strangely enough....
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11-02-2005, 09:39 PM
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You are some evil girls  .
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11-02-2005, 09:48 PM
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HAHAHA.
This thread is hilarious already.
Sandy, you do realize that I must now resist the temptation to leave horrible comments on his myspace.
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11-02-2005, 09:52 PM
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Sandy, thank you for making me bust out laughing in my cubicle. Now everyone's asking "what's so funny?!?!" Ummmm, where do I even begin explaining?
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11-02-2005, 09:52 PM
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Originally posted by mu_agd
ho shit, i remember when this all went down..
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Part of me wants to start up a phony MySpace account and message all his bleached blonde Friends on his page to let them know about his weenus.
ETA: He still has a picture of his stump uploaded online. Oh, what a great memory I have. I should send it to them too.
He may have made me feel like shit for one night, but he has to live a lifetime with that AAA battery and Imma make sure he don't forget that.
Last edited by Unregistered-; 11-02-2005 at 09:55 PM.
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