AKA_Monet appreciation thread

[cashmoney]

I'm done yo. I'm done dealing with drama filled bitches. From now on, I'm not dating ANYONE. From here on out its late night booty calls, work, DJing/Producing and the Gym. I've decided to make myself look like Johnny Bravo again and pimp the fuck out. I'm done trying to be nice to girls and everytime I get burnt. I got engaged awhile back and got burnt...it's like women think once they get a ring on their finger shit changes. And anytime you're nice to a girl, they forget what it was like having a dick around and think they can do what they want and treat you how they want. Its sad, the best time of my life (relationship wise) where I didnt get burnt was when I was a dick to chicks, and I mean a straight up dick treating them like a dog, and the girls still clinged to me. I'm not even going to think about dating for the long haul till I'm close to 30. Not to mention, if I was really honest with myself, I cant keep my gear in my pants and true to one vagina if someone had a gun to my head...not right now at least. AKA_Monet, you got the right idea about the whole dating/marriage thing....it's just you use too much ebonics in your posts and I never understand them. I dont know if some people are born with the player/pimp chromosone or what....but no matter how hard I try, I can't shake the lifestyle. When I do, I always get screwed over and hurt. My little brother recently ended a 5 yr relationship and he's in Gainesville right now going wild like a crackhead unleashed on a police evidence room. Anyhow, this post was to let you know as much as I dont like how you say things half the time, you're alright in my book.

C-money

[starang21]

Originally posted by cashmoney
I'm done yo. I'm done dealing with drama filled bitches.

AKA_Monet, you got the right idea about the whole dating/marriage thing....it's just you use too much ebonics in your posts and I never understand them.

what in the flying fuck?

you're really an idiot.

no....for real.

[preciousjeni]

Whoa! I hadn't read through the whole thing...I just thought it was some kind of nonsense post. OMGoodness...

[XOMichelle]

CM-
don't despair! Make your life yours and she will come when you least expect it. And don't start being an ass-- that is also not the answer to your problems. Clingy women are just as bad as the bitchy ones.

and although I don't have the *same* sentiments as cashmoney, I DO appreciate AKA_monet. She knows her stuff.

[dphies00]

going wild like a crackhead unleashed on a police evidence room.

LMAO! And now do you feel better after typing all that?

[norcalchick]

I didn't think you'd be dating or playing the nice guy so soon after breaking off an engagement.

I say have your fun now. You'll get into a serious relationship and will want to fuck around.

[AKA_Monet]

I thought you hated listening to me?

Well, you may not understand what I am saying most of the time, but you are >>>>hearing<<<<< me...

Boy, you know, hey, you're still young and don't need Viagra/Levitra or a pump to get busy... So basically, why do you want to be tied up into a serious relationship with any of the little girls you chase after anyways? I mean, I've seen your party pictures and all those girls--it's like "girlz gone wild"... Are they really the kind of girls you would want to bring home to your family and make them your wife without drama (fo yo mama)?

So basically, son, you need to get that "party girl" idealism out your system before you settle down seriously with anybody. Which is good for you, because you can "soil up your oats". You would be a heartbreaker... And you will have "female problems" because you are "swinging that bat" to much around... (Am I too much in the vernacular for you, sweetheart?)...

But when you figure out you are done with all of "hotties", then you can "rejuvenate" your life with that new age stuff or whatever, and find the girl of your dreams... You'd probably be 40 something... But, you will have tons of money, more houses and be able to take care of a woman nicely... And still get it on...

And from what I see, you will need a young chick, because you probably want her crankin' out the kiddies the night of your honeymoon... You don't need an older one, because you don't like the arguing...

But in the meantime, sweetheart, please protect yourself at all times and don't get hurt by some crazy chick, 'cuz I am really trying to be a Christian... And...

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by dphies00
LMAO! And now do you feel better after typing all that?

Yea, I was having anger issues all week.....and to top it all off, I was 30 seconds and 50 yrds away from a near fatal accident. A semi-trailer flipped 3 times and came un-hitched from the actual truck that was pulled the semi. The truck flipped across all 3 lanes of traffic on the interstate.

This has been the worst. week. ever.

[AKA_Monet]

Originally posted by cashmoney
Yea, I was having anger issues all week.....and to top it all off, I was 30 seconds and 50 yrds away from a near fatal accident. A semi-trailer flipped 3 times and came un-hitched from the actual truck that was pulled the semi. The truck flipped across all 3 lanes of traffic on the interstate.

This has been the worst. week. ever.

WTH?

I guess you are okey, because your still posting...

I hope you have better weeks ahead...

You may need a nice break and focus...