This is great:
Some friends are starting up a website,
www.professoryeti.com.
They want a question/answer forum.
BUT NO ONE ASKS QUESTIONS.
this is the email I got:
"Dear Professor Yeti contributors and fans,
The esteemed professor, as you know, writes an advice column for our bi-weekly publication. Lately, it appears that all is right with the world, because apparently no one has any problems, and Professor Yeti’s mailbag has been depressingly empty.
Do you have any questions for the professor? He is a world-famous expert on many topics, and is happy to provide insight on matters practical, ethical or otherwise vital. He answers the most esoteric of questions, provides steady guidance on the most difficult of issues, and makes a stellar radish cheesecake.
If you have any questions for Professor Yeti, and I suspect you do, please send them at your earliest convenience to
professoryeti@professoryeti.com, or P.O. Box 1126, Deepest Forest, ID 83468. (He prefers e-mail; postal service can be slow in Deepest Forest.)
Here is the cure for all your troubles, the answer to all your questions, friends. A panacea in fur and size 200 patent leather shoes. He awaits your correspondence. Reply with haste.
Cordially,
D. Elliot Mack, on behalf of Professor Yeti"
Anyway. Realizing this is akin to letting so many bulls loose in the china shop, are any of you interested in posing questions to this poor guy?
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