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09-18-2004, 11:04 PM
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where can I get 12oz of refined plutonium?
I'm conducting an experiment.
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09-18-2004, 11:12 PM
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This post has been referred to the Department of Homeland Security. Prepare to have armed agents arrive at your home within minutes.
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09-18-2004, 11:35 PM
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I just need to generate 1.21 gigawatts of electricity
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09-18-2004, 11:39 PM
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of Public Opinion. You have the right to an attorney, though this will be taken away from you by John Ashcroft in the interest of National Security. If you do not have one, don't bother getting one.
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09-18-2004, 11:44 PM
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I should have just asked the Libyans for help with my DeLorean.
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09-18-2004, 11:49 PM
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Those were much simpler times. Now anyone trying to accomplish Time Travel on their own is thought of as a terrorist.... shame shame.
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09-19-2004, 06:55 AM
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1.21 gigawatts! Great Scot!
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09-19-2004, 06:56 AM
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1.21 gigawatts! Great Scot! This is heavy...
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09-19-2004, 11:30 AM
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You could offer to build a bomb for some terrorists...
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09-19-2004, 12:49 PM
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Go to www.FBI.gov and ask the question there.
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09-19-2004, 01:32 PM
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As long as you pose as anything other than an 'evil American', and have the requisite cold hard cash (dollars, preferably), your shopping needs could be met at Uncle Kim's Flea Market in beautiful downtown Pyongyang, North Korea.
C'mon... just give us any excuse to play some nuclear Whack-A-Mole! on the DPRicKs! Those boomers off the coast of Japan need a little workout!
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09-19-2004, 02:33 PM
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I've herd Staples is having a 2 for 1 sale.
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09-19-2004, 08:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by moe.ron
I've heard Staples is having a 2 for 1 sale.
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No, its K-Mart. Blue light special.
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09-19-2004, 11:39 PM
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Quote:
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1.21 gigawatts! Great Scot! This is heavy...
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Weight has nothing to do with it.
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09-20-2004, 05:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by IowaStatePhiPsi McFly: I just need to generate 1.21 gigawatts of electricity
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1.1 gigawatts! Great Scott! How could I have been so stupid!
Do you know how much 1.1 gigawatts is? A bolt of lightning! And the thing about lightning is you never quite know when it's going to strike!
If only we had a Mr Fusion generator we could pour slurpies into.
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