Moderating Pimp
Hello all,
i was a reading thread earlier started by arguably the greatest moderator of all time. she is upset that we all hate on moderators. well let me say that i can care less about getting my post deleted. i really don't even notice who is a moderator. in fact, moderators are cool in my books because they are just regular people like you and i.
HMMMMMM What If I were a moderator? Wouldn't that be sooooo cool? I would get rid of the posters that we all hate such as Rudey and Rudey. Or yeah, even that guy name Rudey. Ohhhh and Rudey. I would regulate on all the moderators. I would let everything go. There would be no laws. GC would be the equivalent to "Escape from NY/LA" with Kurt Russell. Hell yeah. Only the strong survive and we would allow the H&A to fight everyone. till the DEATH. Only hot girls with 36/24/36 will be allowed to post. And yes, I know this will probably eliminate 89 percent of you, but hey I am the moderator. I moderate things like that. and if you aren't that, hey what the hell. pull a mullet and pretend you are. its cyberspace...make it fun!
Make me the Lord of all Moderators. Make me the Moderating Pimp.
Vote me for Moderating Pimp and all that is wrong and ugly in this world (Rudey) will be eliminated.
***warning: giving Bobby powers of moderating pimp is equivalent to having DMX as President***
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