what is your wildest/craziest sexual experience?

[alphaiota]

seeing as how i gained the nickname "pornstar" in college, i thought i'd pose this question to yall. so what is it folks? what is the craziest or wildest thing you've ever done sexually? let's not get into details, but something like 'i had a threesome with a midget'.
i'll give my story after i get some responses.

shelley j
sigma k

ps - please please please keep this clean enough to keep from being deleted.

[valkyrie]

I once gave a boy a peck on the cheek after I drank two beers at a bar in college.

No really, I think that's the best you're going to get here.

[ADqtPiMel]

Originally posted by valkyrie
I once gave a boy a peck on the cheek after I drank two beers at a bar in college.

No really, I think that's the best you're going to get here.

Was it Mr. Frat Octopus?

[sugar and spice]

OK so this isn't really a scandalous story (because I don't feel the need to share intimate details about my sex life on the internet!) but it's my favorite.

It was about four in the morning and I was drunk and making out on my bed. Because I was drunk, I had poor coordination skills and when I rolled over, I fell into the laundry basket (and then my soon-to-be-boyfriend was trying so hard not to laugh that he didn't help me out of it). It woke my roommate up. So I'm drunk, stuck in this laundry basket, and my roommate's sleepy and confused and asking, "What's going on?" Almost two years later, she still likes to retell this story to just about everyone we know.

So yeah, now that everybody thinks I'm retarded, they can share their stories . . .

[ZTAngel]

I actually did something kinda similar to your story, S&S.

I was drunk and making out on my bed. We accidently rolled off the bed and completely knocked over my nightstand. The whole entire mattress went with us. We were too drunk to pick ourselves (and the furniture) back up so we just kept making out on the floor.

I lived in a townhouse and my roommate lived in the bedroom below mine. The next day, my poor roommate was so tired because she had been woken up from a large BANG (the nightstand) and couldn't go back to sleep.

To this day, I have no idea how we knocked the nightstand over. The thing is HEAVY. I just moved out of my apartment a couple of weeks ago and my roommate and I were struggling to lift it up.

[valkyrie]

Okay "pornstar" -- what's your story?

[Kevin]

"Pornstar", I hope for your sake that you never run for public office

Room 4001.

Select sisters and H&A know.

[AlphaSigOU]

Originally posted by OohTeenyWahine
Room 4001.

Select sisters and H&A know.

Classified TOP SECRET SIOP-ESI (YANKEE WHITE total background investigation required, and even then ya DON'T have a need to know!)

Originally posted by AlphaSigOU
Classified TOP SECRET SIOP-ESI (YANKEE WHITE total background investigation required, and even then ya DON'T have a need to know!)

And you know this, Chuck.

When I'm old and decrepit I'm going to look back on it, smile, and think to myself "DAMN, I can't believe I did that." and shake my head in disbelief.

[IowaStatePhiPsi]

[alphaiota]

my story? well......i did three guys at once.

shelley j
sigma k

[valkyrie]

Originally posted by alphaiota
my story? well......i did three guys at once.

shelley j
sigma k

They all fit at the same time?! Girl, I'm not sure that's really a good thing.

Originally posted by alphaiota
my story? well......i did three guys at once.

shelley j
sigma k

EW.

I'm not sure that's something to be proud of, let alone BLAST on a message board.

GROSS.

[AlphaSigOU]

Originally posted by alphaiota
my story? well......i did three guys at once.

shelley j
sigma k

ohhhhhhhh k... TMI.