Least popular baby names for 2004

DGqueen17 · #1 12-29-2004, 10:11 PM

Wow I guess at least one baby got named Crotch this year......

Least popular boys names in 2004

Beelzebub
Agamemnon
Horatio
Humperdinck
Hawkweed
Milkman
Donald Duck
Purple
Armageddon
Humpty
Dumpty
Pork
Scratch
Groin
Scrooge
Acne
Scrote

Least popular girls names in 2004

Rack
Crumpet
Rumpepumpee
Rotten-Tomato
Cabbage
Plug
Parsnip Chops
Potato
Pillage
Crotch
Willy
Cannelloni
Lasagne
Condescensia
Bucket
Spot
Biff

ETA: Link to site.....http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2004...yNames2004.htm

NutBrnHair · #2 12-29-2004, 10:13 PM

Hmmm, I don't see "Apple" on the list??!

Tippiechick · #3 12-29-2004, 10:41 PM

Where did you get that list?

#4 12-29-2004, 11:16 PM

Speak for yourselves, I find Groin to be a delightful name for a young man.

honeychile · #5 12-29-2004, 11:16 PM

Some people should simply not be permitted to reproduce!

Of course, this is from someone who got The Darwin Awards, part 3 for Christmas!

Tom Earp · #6 12-29-2004, 11:43 PM

God every Sun. I see 1 year birthdays and see some of the names and scratch my head.

What is wrong with people who name there kids some of these names.

Well of course, My 4 th Cousin was Wyatt, and My Great, Great Grand Mother was Dorcus.

Wyatt, OKAY, Famous, Dorcus, god it fit her, dirt was pretty compared to her.

Wht ever happened to Tom, Harry, Henry Richard, Mary, Sally, Jane!

honeychile · #7 12-29-2004, 11:52 PM

Dorcas is the same name as Tabitha. One is Arabic, and the other is Greek (I think). Both mean "gazelle".

I'll take Dorcas over Bucket any day of the week!!

Tom Earp · #8 12-29-2004, 11:57 PM

Whoa, honeychile are you a History Nut also!

If so, I am in love!

Bucket, poor kid.

DGqueen17 · #9 12-30-2004, 12:00 AM

I'd rather be Bucket than Crotch.

Tom Earp · #10 12-30-2004, 12:07 AM

Well, if you scratch a bucket, you get splinters, scratch a crotch, you get pleasure!

Think I will scratch now!

If Ya Got an itch, well, when in Rome!

AlphaGamDiva · #11 12-30-2004, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DGqueen17
Wow I guess at least one baby got named Crotch this year......

Least popular boys names in 2004

Beelzebub
Agamemnon
Horatio
Humperdinck
Hawkweed
Milkman
Donald Duck
Purple
Armageddon
Humpty
Dumpty
Pork
Scratch
Groin
Scrooge
Acne
Scrote

humperdinck....as in prince humperdinck?!?! hilarious! personally, i find "scrote" waaaaaay better than crotch.

and yeah, i was wondering about "apple" and "cocoa"

honeychile · #12 12-30-2004, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom Earp
Whoa, honeychile are you a History Nut also!

If so, I am in love!

Bucket, poor kid.

Wait... you didn't know that I'm a history/genealogy fanatic? I thought everyone did?

Nikki_DZ · #13 12-30-2004, 01:30 AM

I stand by my theory that every pregnant mother should have to take a "how to name a baby" class.

-Nikki, who named her baby born in 2004 a weird Gaelic name

PhoenixAzul · #14 12-30-2004, 01:50 AM

While I love the name Sioban (pronounced Shavon), the poor kid would have a rough time in school.

PS: there were kids at my pool/school with these names :
Princess
Precious
My'stique' (poor kid, her name was messed up so often! Esp. by my spanish professor MY STYE Que? )

tunatartare · #15 12-30-2004, 02:10 AM

The link says it's a satire, so I'm sure (read: I HOPE) that no one actally named their kids that. Can you just imagine taking your toddler to the playground and seeing him play with some boy his age, and then all of a sudden hearing the boy's mother yell "HEY BEELZEBUB, GET OVER HERE NOW!!!"