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07-09-2004, 08:28 PM
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Location: the mothering hut
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Go GP! It's your birfday!
I know this is early but I tend to disappear on the weekends, so I wanted to get in a happy birthday before I go...
Alright, Kath...happy birthday...you freak...
You're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars
Today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are
You're in love with every man from Tyler
You went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer
You used to be fat, I think then I liked you best
'cuz now you're skinny, I'm chubby, and you make fun of my breasts
And I'm sorry, but this may sound weird
But you gotta do something 'bout the food in your beard
Happy birthday, Kath
I love you
even though you are f**kin' disgusting
Happy birthday, Kaht
I love you
Even though you are f**kin' disgusting
You can't wear your bike hat because of your hair
Wherever you go, you break everything everywhere
This year, sixth gear, now get on your way
(Shut off the stereo chorus, and the digital delay.)
Some people, they think, they think you're Rastafarian
And they ask you for pot
I think I like it, I know I like it
I like it a lot because, because it pisses you off
So for your birthday
I got you some Hawaiian Punch on tap
Age p.o.t.
Ao now you can stop borrowing my stuff
And trying your new kung fu moves out on me
Happy birthday, Kath
I love you
Even though you have a beard (are f**kin')
Happy birthday, Kath
I love you
Even though you are perverted and weird
Happy birthday, Kath, I love you
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07-09-2004, 08:35 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Los Angeles
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Kathleen!!! I hope you're having an AMAZING and MEMORABLE and SAFE 21st!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday!
Love ya girl!
Amy
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07-09-2004, 08:37 PM
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Ah, the last of the Harem turns 21. I'm lovin' it.
Love ya plenty, Kath! Can't wait to hear about your birthday extravaganza!!! 
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07-09-2004, 08:43 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Happy birthday to our BABY!
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07-09-2004, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Happy birthday, Kath!
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07-09-2004, 08:57 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: the nation's capital
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Happy birthday, I hope it's fabulous!
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07-09-2004, 09:13 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Yay! Our little nerdy bird is 21
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07-09-2004, 09:16 PM
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Location: Mile High America
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Happy, Happy
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07-09-2004, 09:18 PM
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Happy Birthday! You'll have a great time...order something fun!
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07-09-2004, 09:23 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Who you calling "boy"? The name's Hand Banana . . .
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get nagasaki'ed killer, happy b-day
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07-09-2004, 09:45 PM
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Location: Fenway Park
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Happy 21st Kath! i hope it is all you want it to be, filled with fun, friends, and shots!
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07-09-2004, 10:12 PM
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Location: New England
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Happy birthday...have a great time and try to remember part of it.
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07-09-2004, 10:17 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATH! HOPE YOU HAVE AN UNBELIEVABLY FANTASTIC NIGHT OUT!
(I wonder if I'll wake up to a newspaper headline about how the Wisconsin National Guard had to be activated to deal with the drunken debauchery overtaking the state?)
Party on, GP!
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07-09-2004, 10:19 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Avoiding rehab- on a "psychotropical vacation"
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Oh my lil' baby...so much to say.
Have a fabulous day, may this year be the best ever for you. (and it will be )
LOVE YOU!
H&A...aren't we supposed to buy that ranch or something this week?
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07-09-2004, 10:22 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: WWJMD?
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I am looking over the real estate contracts on the ranch right now. I will let you know forthwith how the transaction is progressing. In the meantime, Kath, my darling, I hope you are having a fantastic birthday filled with all of the terrible things we slutbags enjoy!
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