Which Office Moron Are You?

[IowaStatePhiPsi]

Which Office Moron Are You?

[smiley21]

[aephi alum]

Oddly enough, I do actually work in I.T. ... and I work with people who look like that.

[GreenKappa]

interesting since it was just my 2 year anniversary yesterday at work.

[Rudey]

What a load of bullshit. I am the best.

[LightBulb]

(i answered no mop questions)

[Rio_Kohitsuji]

Congratulations, fool! You're the incompetent egotist.

Every office has one. You stride in on your first day with no useful skills, an inane smile on your face, and plans for a variety of team-building exercises, meetings, extra-curricular activities and staff days out, all designed to win you favour with the boss.

The problem is, everyone else hates you. You're loud, you're arrogant, you're dumber than management, and you insist on wearing really loud shirts to make yourself seem interesting. Even the IT manager is more socially aware - and the depressing thing is, you'll probably run the company in ten years.

If you don't get a pickaxe through your head first.



----Totally me.

[emleepc]

Originally posted by IowaStatePhiPsi

I don't really like this one, but you know, one day maybe I will have that dream job......but I'm certainly not complaining about the paychecks that I get nowadays.

[SapphireSphinx9]

Originally posted by IowaStatePhiPsi

Which Office Moron Are You?

me too!

[Senusret I]

You've been here since the dawn of time itself, old timer, and you've been biding your time with your eye on the boss's job.

You deserved to have a promotion. You've been here longer than anyone else. Your fingers have become craggy, and you see Excel spreadsheets when you go to sleep at night. More than half your life has been spent at budget meetings, advertising liason sessions, team-building seminars and pub lunches with people you hate. Yet for some reason you've been passed over every time in favour of younger, less competent workers.

No more. You're at the end of your tether. Where's your gold watch? Where's your acknowledgement? Your raises? When does your time come around?

Your time is now, hombre.

[NinjaPoodle]

You've been here since the dawn of time itself, old timer, and you've been biding your time with your eye on the boss's job.

You deserved to have a promotion. You've been here longer than anyone else. Your fingers have become craggy, and you see Excel spreadsheets when you go to sleep at night. More than half your life has been spent at budget meetings, advertising liason sessions, team-building seminars and pub lunches with people you hate. Yet for some reason you've been passed over every time in favour of younger, less competent workers.

No more. You're at the end of your tether. Where's your gold watch? Where's your acknowledgement? Your raises? When does your time come around?

Your time is now, hombre.

[AlphaFrog]

[prinzessgena]

Which Office Moron Are You?
Congratulations, you're the paranoid boss.

All these people around you .. they're necessary, sure, but they need to be watched. They could rise through the ranks like a crushing army of office ninjas; highly skilled human resources, trained in the art of doing things well, ready to usurp you.

Be ready. Claim credit for their work. Squish them down at every possible opportunity. Screw them over. Don't give them enough money. Ensure your reign will last for a thousand years, but never, ever let them think they can compete.

[Dvyne Evolushun]

Dang.... I really was a supervisor.....

[Susan_Renee]

Originally posted by IowaStatePhiPsi

Which Office Moron Are You?

Me too.