If I was Bin Laden, I'd....

The Original Ape · #1 10-04-2001, 06:14 PM

demand evidence from my accusers.

ClassyLady · #2 10-04-2001, 09:33 PM

Keep my a$$ wherever I am because nobody but me seems to know where that is

DELTAQTE · #3 10-04-2001, 09:37 PM

Not really be scared of the USA because they let Saadam go.

QTE

mccoyred · #4 10-05-2001, 09:20 AM

...realize that I made a BIG mistake so I better not let them catch me.

tickledpink · #5 10-06-2001, 02:56 PM

...stay my coward behind in Afghanistan, especially since they've now said that they will not turn me over, even if the US presents evidence against me.

korkscru · #6 10-06-2001, 08:29 PM

...get in an eagle's a** and hope he don't sh*t!!!

(I'm from South Carolina yall).

ChaosDST · #7 10-14-2001, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by korkscru
...get in an eagle's a** and hope he don't sh*t!!! (I'm from South Carolina yall).

Now, THAT, is classic!!!!!!!

SFactor · #8 10-15-2001, 01:46 PM

...........Shave the beard, - dye my hair blond and come to America to seek citizenship

....and ya'll know he will get it!!

korkscru · #9 10-16-2001, 06:38 PM

Thanks ChaosDST, I've got lots of 'em. You know that we Southerners hav a UNIQUE (to say the least) way to put emphasis on things, especially when it comes to getting our point across. Heck, some of the analogies that I use even amaze ME!!

Sisterfriend, the funny thing is that, if you really think about it, most of them make plenty of sense. Isn't that good and funny in a SCARY sort of way? A lot of these "saying" I use with my clients in order to make sure that they understand where I'm coming from. And to the parents' surprise, they actually get it. Wouldn't it be great to start a post with a similar topic? Girl, I bet people would be falling over laughing.

AKA2D '91 · #10 12-11-2001, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by The Original Ape
demand evidence from my accusers.

now what?

Will DUMBya release the tape?

Ideal08 · #11 12-12-2001, 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by AKA2D '91

now what?

Will DUMBya release the tape?

The question is, is there really a tape? I sometimes think that they feed us this stuff so we will believe what they want us to believe. Not that I care, lol, nuke 'em.

Professor · #12 12-14-2001, 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by korkscru
...get in an eagle's a** and hope he don't sh*t!!! (I'm from South Carolina yall).

DAMN DAMN DAMN - You must be from Beaufort - LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

Professor · #13 12-14-2001, 11:11 AM

..... not worry. Hell, the US can't even find Eric Rudolph!!!!

#14 05-18-2004, 02:07 PM

hope the US would make the same deal with me that they made with Saddam and catch me instead of killing me.

dominion1906 · #15 05-21-2004, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by Ideal08
Not that I care, lol, nuke 'em.

co-sign.... lol