You know a party is good/sucky when....

Dionysus · #1 07-07-2003, 11:45 PM

discuss.

James · #2 07-07-2003, 11:58 PM

Sucky when you walk in and there is so much sausage it looks like a sword fight and you have to practically pole vault to get out!

Which handicaps me with a missing penis . . .

33girl · #3 07-08-2003, 12:39 AM

Damn James, the cockblocking post and now this. What are you drinking this evening?

Anyway, it's good when the stuck up beeyotch you can't stand gets a drink spilled on her and has toilet paper stuck to her shoe.

It's sucky (but pretty funny) when you are forced to jam to "Holding Out For A Hero" from the Footloose soundtrack cause the guy in charge of music is too stoned to remember to change it.

AOcutiePi4ever · #4 07-08-2003, 01:11 AM

its sucky when the guys are so freaking drunk you get beer "spilled" on you twice when they are trying to initiate a conversation... NOT a good way to get on a girls good side!!!

steelepike · #5 07-08-2003, 01:53 AM

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Originally posted by AOcutiePi4ever
its sucky when the guys are so freaking drunk you get beer "spilled" on you twice when they are trying to initiate a conversation... NOT a good way to get on a girls good side!!!

So you are telling me that is not a good way to hit on girls? Dang i need to rethink my game then.

PM_Mama00 · #6 07-08-2003, 02:10 AM

When every party gets broken up by 2am becuz some ghetto fabs sneak in from the back alley and eventually start a fight.

lifesaver · #7 07-08-2003, 02:44 AM

Hmmm... Have given much thought to this topic....

Good college party:

You roll up and have to park 5 blocks away becasue the traffic.

THe party hosts have thought of this and offer shuttle service. Nice touch.

Its at soemones house on a ranch and theyve taken the time to build a bonfire, in the winter for warmth and summer to keep the misquotos away.

Pleanty 'o booze and its free.

You look up and its 5am and you wonder how 7 hours passed?

All your friends are there.

Its better than you expected.

The music is really good.

Peeps are there you havent seen in forever.

You do something rowdy after liek all get in the hot tub or pool.

Its 3 am and all the really lightweights have left or passed out and the die hards are up listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn...still drinking.

If the fire department shows up.

Post College:
There is great food at the party.

Theres really cool new people to meet.

You get a chance to network.

You actually get a chance to talk to people.

No one is going to piss in public.

They sometimes do cool stuff like hire a fortune teller or mariachis.

You generally never have to worry about the cops showing up.

Someone can put on music that your older siblings listend to and you feel young.

AlphaGamDiva · #8 07-08-2003, 03:18 AM

the first thing you say the next morning is "someone hand me my--" fill in with random article of clothing.

you don't remember why you're missing that random article of clothing

everyone can remember great fun stories about you, but you....

you have bruises and you don't know how you got them.....

and now for you know if the party sucked..lol

j/k

nah, i really just pretty much second everything lifesaver said....running into ppl you haven't seen in a while is a great party! and it was a FABULOUS party if no red-necks came in.....if the music is good, my sisters are there, we're bein rowdy/fun and dancin the whole time.....it's a good party! it sucked if bubba tried to get up on me, not a lot of fun ppl were there....and if certain members of another GLO were being leaches......ugh.

Jadey28 · #9 07-08-2003, 03:43 AM

A party is good when....( BTW, all of this really happened when I graduated from college)

-it's at your parent's house, paid for by your parents, and they are more trashed than the college kids that are attending!
-the attendants still talk about your dad and mom taking shots off the ice luge!
-you drink for 10 straight hours, don't pass out until late, but you still have no clue what happened 9 of those 10 hours!
-you read your graduation cards and say "I didn't know they were here!"
-or when you get back your pictures from the party and say "Man, I didn't know so-and-so showed up"....meanwhile you are in the picture with that person.
-Your friends want you to go back to school just so you can graduate again and repeat the party!
-And finally, when you put your own FATHER to sleep because he passed out in the bathroom and couldn't make it to his bed!

Ahh, such good times

lifesaver · #10 07-08-2003, 03:48 AM

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Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva

you have bruises and you don't know how you got them.....

Love that. MPI's = Mysterious Party Injuries.
Had plenty of those. Including scrapes and cuts.

Or when you spend the rest of the weekend rehashing what happened. Remembering it fondly, knowing good times were had by all... well, almost all, except that one girl who threw up and for the rest of the night was known as "the girl who threw up."

AGDPrincess70 · #11 07-08-2003, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by lifesaver
Or when you spend the rest of the weekend rehashing what happened. Remembering it fondly, knowing good times were had by all...

Or when your friends have to rehash for you because you can't remember anything!

PiKA2001 · #12 07-08-2003, 02:24 PM

Yeah I agree completely with that statement. The best parties that I have ever been to I can hardly remember them.

UKDaisy · #13 07-08-2003, 02:40 PM

You know its a good party when ....... you wake up the next morning in your own puke. You'll forever be known as a trooper!

You know its a bad party when..... your ex-bf "you really used to love" shows up. Bummer!

or........5 minutes after you get to the party the cops come. Bummer!

PiEp299 · #14 07-08-2003, 03:16 PM

good party =
There's more than 1 girl dancing on the table by 8.
You get back from the party and there's a line of people
outside the dorms giving it the ol' heave ho.
A guy threatens to kill you as you're carrying him out cause he's
too drunk.
The next morning you notice that you've acquired several
bottles of liquor and beer after last night. (sober people
don't leave their alcohol behind)

bad party =
Two other fraternities decide your party is the best place
possible to beat the crap out of each other.
Some GDI decides to practice his wall punching skills, and
you end up excitedly paying for property damages.
The questionable club a block over closes before the party ends
and they think you'd be more than happy to see all 100 of
them at the party.

James · #15 07-08-2003, 03:21 PM

You know its a bad party when you become so wasted and silly that you become "that guy/girl" basically a wind-up visual toy that all your friends are setting in motion for the sheer entertainment of all part goers. Afterwards you have to hear endless recitals of, "Remember when you . . .?"

Thanks a lot guys for looking out, reeaall funny, wait till its your turn lol.

You know its a good party when someone else is in the That guy/girl role lol. And you get to say, "remember when you . . .?" later.