Why haven't they invented . . . .

[ClassyLady]

In this technology age, there are still some common sense inventions that nobody's though of yet.

Remote Control for your lights: They have something like that for lamps or lights that plug into the wall. But why don't they have a remote control for the ceiling lights that operate with a switch? Haven't you ever been so comfortable in the bed that you were just ready to fall asleep but you couldn't because you had to get up to turn off the lights?

A Shower that doesn't act up when someone flushes the toilet

Self-heating toilet seat so you don't freeze your "assets" off on those cold winter mornings

A dryer that doesn't eat up all of your socks

[Lovely]

Good Topic....Why haven't they invented

Some sort of covering for the earth, so we can regulate the temperature and not have to deal with rain,snow, etc unless it's convenient?

A language that everyone can speak, regardless of where you live in the world?

A Velcro weave that looks nice. You could interchange your looks on a daily basis.

A seasoning that you could sprinkle in your man's food and every time he lies, his lips get big (like Nutty Professor).

A portable refrigerator/microwave as small as a thermos so you can have cold/hot food anytime/anyplace.

The 2 day work week, with same if not more pay of the 5 day.

A way to pay teachers like we pay executives of Fortune 500 companies.

[SweetestDiva]

They probably already have this somewhere, but I would appreciate a talking caller ID so I wouldn't have to run to the phone everytime it rings in order to screen my calls.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Lovely:
A seasoning that you could sprinkle in your man's food and every time he lies, his lips get big (like Nutty Professor).

A way to pay teachers like we pay executives of Fortune 500 companies.

especially to the idea that my pay would increase almost 10 fold.

[tickledpink]

Originally posted by SweetestDiva:
They probably already have this somewhere, but I would appreciate a talking caller ID so I wouldn't have to run to the phone everytime it rings in order to screen my calls.

Someone told me once that they had a caller ID that came across their TV screen whenever someone called... (go figure).

Originally posted by Lovely
A Velcro weave that looks nice. You could interchange your looks on a daily basis.

Variation: A Wig!!!

Originally posted by LovelyA seasoning that you could sprinkle in your man's food and every time he lies, his lips get big (like Nutty Professor).

That would be da bomb! Have you heard about the spray that they have, you spray it on his underwear and it uncovers.... ahem... let's just say you can tell if he's been dippin'.




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[dst-sunshine1]

Oooooooh where can I buy that?

[CJUS]

Originally posted by tickledpink:
That would be da bomb! Have you heard about the spray that they have, you spray it on his underwear and it uncovers.... ahem... let's just say you can tell if he's been dippin'.

Where can you get this at.


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[lastpoetnsite]

SweetestDiva...

my parents have a caller id that announces the name of the caller. so its out there...but i don't know where they got it from.

peace

[AKA2D '91]

Originally posted by lastpoetnsite:
SweetestDiva...

my parents have a caller id that announces the name of the caller. so its out there...but i don't know where they got it from.

peace

try your phone company.

Why haven't they invented an EXTERNAL device which would alow MEN to carry a child for 9 months and deliver?

[Lovely]

Would the external device be near his stomach or lower?. That would be wonderful. For all those men that want sons only and the poor woman keeps having girls- Let the man have all the boys, and deliver via his butt. Maybe I should go take my medicine LOL at myself.