"Darwin Award" for hazing contest!

[LXAAlum]

OK, after reading the tri-Phi disaster thread - I came up with an idea (yeah, yeah, yeah, it happens only so often, so give me a break!)

Here's my idea: we've all seen the "Darwin Awards" given to the individual(s) who most uniquely or creatively remove themselves from the gene pool, right?

We need a Greek equivalent - and award for chapters that so brazenly and in a blazing flash of stupidity remove themselves from Greek Life.

So, I'm offering a contest to name this award. No cash prizes, no trips, drinks, etc....but, you will have the distinction of having the credit for the award's name attributed to you.

List them here, then we'll see who the winner is. Rules for determining the winner are still being formulated, but will likely consist of PM'ing me with your votes when the time comes.

Until then, get creative, and let's have some fun with this otherwise tragic issue.