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03-07-2004, 02:53 PM
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Kids say the cutest things...
I know it's dorky to be this cracked up by little kids, but my sisters are too cute! My little (4 year old) sister and I were in the bathroom at McDonalds in San Francisco, and while I was washing my hands, she suddenly goes, "WOW! Corina, this sure is an expensive McDonalds" When I asked her why she thought that, she goes, "Well look, they charge 25 cents for napkins!" as she pointed out the feminine supplies machine. Too cute! Any of you all have other episodes of kids being too cute for their own good?
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03-07-2004, 03:48 PM
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I work at an after-school daycare and once I saw this kid throw some mulch at another kid, then climb over the playground fence for a quick getaway. I called him over and his best friend came with him. I said "Drew, did I just see you throw mulch and then climb over the fence?" And he's like "No." His little friend looks at him and says "Drew, what would Jesus do?" And Drew goes "Oh man, you got me. Sorry Miss Shae, I did." I nearly laughed out loud. At least they're learning something in Sunday school!
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03-07-2004, 05:37 PM
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i was standing in the living room with my four year old cousin. i'm 5'7 and was wear heels. she looks up at me and says, "wow!! you are tall! you must have drank ALL your milk!"
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03-07-2004, 06:17 PM
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While I was waiting in line at the DMV to get my learner's permit back in the Bronze Age, my dad sat down in one of a row of chairs. In the next chair was a little girl. My dad asked her how old she was. She said, "Four." Then he asked her how old she thought he was. She thought for a minute, and then eventually said... "Five." It made his day!
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03-07-2004, 06:25 PM
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A few years ago my then 4 year old cousin was was walking around with no shirt. I todl her she better put a shirt on cuz everyone could see her boobs. And she goes "I won't have boobs until I'm 16 like you!"
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03-07-2004, 06:36 PM
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my 4 yr old son is a total "ham and cheese sandwich" a big ham and big cheese......
Well he picks up the funniest lines at pre school and daycare. We were in a resurant recently and i was drinking ice tea and my dad said something that he thought was funny because he made his ownself crack up and we had a look of "HUH?" on all our faces so matthew speaks up and out loud "grandpa, when it comes to being funny you don't have a leg to stand on!" the ice tea went everywhere and then he goes "now momma is funny!"
my lil stand up comedian
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03-07-2004, 06:54 PM
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last summer when my family from Texas was here to visit, we took all the little kids to the bowling alley. my four year old cousin sam wanted to go look in the arcade, so i took him down there. on our way back, there was a little room off to the side decorated for a birthday party. he asked me whose birthday it was and i told him i didn't know. then he looked up at me and said, "Abby, I think it's vagina's birthday."
Also, later that week, he was sitting in the living room entertaining my aunt, my mom, and my brother, and some of my older girl cousins had been doing some cheers. so sam decides to do one of his own and starts yelling out "give me a (random letter)"... after a few rounds of that he yells out "give me a vagina!!"
I don't know what the obsession is, but it was pretty funny...
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03-07-2004, 07:02 PM
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Because for some strange reason they are learning body parts and are fascinated by those certain ones. My 4 yr old did a repeat of the kindegarten cop line at his pre school just recently his teacher told me  my child is going to be a dr he knows body parts now at 4 yr old.
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03-07-2004, 07:32 PM
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When I was 19, I was in an elevator with a woman and her child (I don't remember if it was a little boy or a little girl). The kid pointed at me and asked the woman, "What's that?". She replied, "That is a lady, a woman.". I never thought I would ever be a subject for a child's curiosity in that way.
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03-09-2004, 12:47 PM
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This weekend my 6 and 4 year old cousins were playing the thumbs up/thumbs down game. The six year old would say "Thumbs up if you like ________" and they would both respond with thumbs up or thumbs down depending on whether or not they liked the subject.
So Christian (6) says "Thumbs up if you like pink!" and Hunter (4) says "I like to eat pink paint! It's tasty!"
I don't know why, but it cracked me up. I get a big kick outta little kids saying weird stuff like that.
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03-09-2004, 01:28 PM
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I was on the phone with my little cousin and she was talking about a new dance she learned in preschool.
"I'm going to do the dance now. Are you watching? Are you? Make sure you're watching."
And it was just a regular corded phone.
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03-09-2004, 01:33 PM
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My 4.5 year old grandson, Christopher, was spending the night. My 14 year old son, Erik, was just having a fit about having to get ready to go to Scouts with his dad (cause it interferred with the video game he was playing). Erik is just complaining and carrying on about how mean we were being to him to make him go, on and on and on. He finally left and I closed the door and turned to Christopher saying "Isn't Uncle Erik a dork?" and Christopher said to me so matter-of-factly "Sounds more like a whiner to me" as he walked away.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
TOTALLY cracked me up
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03-11-2004, 01:43 AM
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haha sageofages, you story reminded me of my 4 year old cousin...
We were watching Jurassic Park one night (he is OBESSED with dinosaurs and can name more types than I could even fathom) and it was the part where the cow gets eaten by the raptors, I believe. I said to him, "Ewww, Anthony, the poor little cow" and he matter-of-factly and very tartly stated back to me, " Well, it is the circle of life. Dinosaurs gotta eat too" I thought it was so funny...he cracks me up!
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03-11-2004, 12:31 PM
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This is almost more sad then funny, but it's definatly a jaw-dropper....
A family friend was working at a kindergarten in a fairly good-sized city's inner city type school. One of the little kids tugs on her skirt and said "Miss Erin, you're really pretty, you should take off your clothes for money like my mommy does"
And that same class was having a fire drill a few weeks later, and one of the kids informed her that when they have a drill at home, they hear police sirens and they have to crawl on their hands and knees to Grandma's house
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03-11-2004, 12:37 PM
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This does make me sad
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