Your Battle Cry

[Betarulz!]

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

Striding amidst the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh GreekChat.com! And he gives a mighty howl:

"I'm going to punch you until war is peace, then make toast!!"

Can be a little vulgar, but is otherwise absolutely hilarious. I've gone crazy coming up with different variations of my name and my friends to see what is generated.

[rainbowbrightCS]

I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice.

[sigtau305]

"Im gonna flog you with such disregard for common sense, Buddha will explode"

heheheh my usual standby well of course to my 4 yr old when he acts up and gets out of line....


"your mouth is writing checks your butt can't cash!" "so knock it off!"

[ADPiAkron]

OOOO I love it!!

Hark! Who is that, skulking on the tarmac! It is Andrea, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a mighty scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you into a new dimension of pain!!!"

[AOX81]

Running on the tarmac, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Amy! And she gives a booming roar:

"Hail the blood-letting! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"

[Lil' Hannah]

um, mine's kinda inappropriate:

"I'm going to f*** you so hard, your pets won't recognize you!"

Oy.

[PhiPsiRuss]

Stalking out of the plains, wielding a reflective halberd, cometh Russell! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to smack you into the fourth dimension, and throw you out the airplane door!!"

[Lady Pi Phi]

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking over the hotel lobby! It is Emily, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous cry, her voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!!"

[AlphaGamDiva]

Prowling over the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh AlphaGamDiva! And she gives a cruel bellow:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I plunder faster than the super-flu!!"

also this one:
Running along the freeway, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Monica! And she gives a mighty scream:

"I'm seriously going to beat you so utterly, you will see ultraviolet!!!"


BWAHAHAHAA!!!

[Rio_Kohitsuji]

Sprinting out of the tundra, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh RioKohitsuji! And she gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to pound you until you bleed out your eyes, and throw you out the window!!"
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Hark! Who is that, prowling along the wasteland! It is TKE209Sweethrt, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She cries ominously:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you shit molton lava, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"
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Sprinting through the mini-mall parking lot, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh Kslide123! And she gives a spectacular roar:

"I'm going to brutalize you so heinously, Buddha will explode!!"

"I'm going to punch you until you acquire caulrophobia, and hijack your momma's airplane!!!"

Mmmkay.

Originally posted by AOX81
Running on the tarmac, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Amy! And she gives a booming roar:

"Hail the blood-letting! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"

that is by far the best one on here.

Here's mine...

Sprinting out of the tarmac, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Kitso! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!!"

Stalking through the wasteland, wielding buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh AgSnake361! And he gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to contort you beyond your expiration date, and roll you in creamy neugut!"

Kitso
KS 361 times i'm gonna use the goo line next time i play basketball with my 7th graders........and get myself fired

[KEPike]

"I'm going to f*ck you so forcibly, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!!"

[Hootie]

Hark! Who is that, rampaging over the cliffs! It is Hootie, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a bloodthirsty roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until you smell like barbeque!!"