How not to propose, at least to me.

[Sister Havana]

I don't know about anyone else, but if someone proposed to me like this, in an INTERNET CHAT ROOM, I would not accept. If someone is going to propose to me, I don't think it's too much to ask for him to do it in person!

http://members.tripod.com/~ARTJOZ/proposal.html (Warning: page has sound)

(And I'm just not even going to say anything about the rest of the site...except have your barf bags ready. But this is puke inducing in a different way than Bill Miller's site.)