Anyone ever try Big Black Dick????

kddani · #1 03-13-2004, 12:53 PM

Rum, that is. I'm sure y'all were wondering what the heck I was posting about.

I brought back a bottle of Big Black Dick Rum from the Cayman Islands. My dad had wanted a bottle of dark rum, and I saw the shop- it had this huge black Pirate dude outside of it, with a story about how the rum got it's name. Not only was the pirate's name Richard, he was big, dark skinned, and was more well endowed than any other man at the time (really, the story is on the bottle too).

Wish they sold little bottles of it... i would've bought a ton for friends. Instead I got some keychains that are a replica of the bottle.

PhiPsiRuss · #2 03-13-2004, 12:55 PM

Did you enjoy Big Black Dick?

Glitterkitty · #3 03-13-2004, 01:19 PM

Wine that is...yep-my sister thought it very funny to serve Fat Batard Wine at her wedding. It was good though! And not cheap either!

DeltAlum · #4 03-13-2004, 01:46 PM

Not long out of college I hired a former Miss Ohio and First Runner Up Miss America to work on some TV shows I was producing and directing at the Ohio State Fair.

Mrs. DA and I became friends with her and her husband and were invited to a "Worst Wine" party at their house.

We actually went to a wine store and asked the owner what the worst he carried was.

He took us to a bottle of "Pink Pussy Cat," upon which the word "Cat" was almost impossible to see.

He even gave us a signed statement that this was the worst wine he had ever sold.

smiley21 · #5 03-13-2004, 02:47 PM

when i read the title, my eyes got really wide and my mouth fell open

ThetaPrincess24 · #6 03-13-2004, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by smiley21
when i read the title, my eyes got really wide and my mouth fell open

same here! I almost choked on my water!

kddani · #7 03-13-2004, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by ThetaPrincess24
same here! I almost choked on my water!

I'm glad that I got the effect I was going for

DeltAlum · #8 03-13-2004, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by kddani
I'm glad that I got the effect I was going for

You're really naughty.

Sister Havana · #9 03-13-2004, 05:44 PM

For a minute I thought I was in the wrong forum.

hottytoddy · #10 03-13-2004, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by Glitterkitty
Wine that is...yep-my sister thought it very funny to serve Fat Batard Wine at her wedding. It was good though! And not cheap either!

I always drink Fat Bastard wine. It's not expensive though..it's like 9.00 for a bottle.

Glitterkitty · #11 03-14-2004, 02:10 PM

Fat Bastard is pretty inexpensive. I was confused with some other wine we had at the rehearsal dinner that was pricey-my bad. It's a wonder I remember anything at all after all the wine...

Tom Earp · #12 03-14-2004, 03:40 PM

BAD GIRL, BAD GIRL what We do with You Q

You are something!

I have been out of the Liquor Business for only 7 Years and Damn, they are coming up with so may new new names is WOW!. Reason being, that most Wineries dont make it and keep reselling a lot!

Give Me A Big Box and I am happy! Have had some of the finest Chateauxs of France, but some of the best from all over The World too !

AznSAE · #13 03-14-2004, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by ThetaPrincess24
same here! I almost choked on my water!

at least it wasn't a real big black d*** you almost choked on

AlphaSigOU · #14 03-14-2004, 06:43 PM

So there really is an example of 'Chateau Pis-de-Chat'? out there, huh?

'Pis-de-Chat' - 'cat piss'

hottytoddy · #15 03-15-2004, 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by Glitterkitty
Fat Bastard is pretty inexpensive. I was confused with some other wine we had at the rehearsal dinner that was pricey-my bad. It's a wonder I remember anything at all after all the wine...

I had some wine at a friends house one night and it was called "Old Fart" pretty funny...it wasn't bad