OMG, this is almost to good to be True!
I never had Kids, I was one!
While I have only been in 5 European Countrys and little contact if any at all with the Kinders of said Countrys, that is not a reflection on the real life of as We Say the Colonies! They are much more Liberal there than we are!
Well, maybe, then go to Northern Ireland! Stupid Dicks, where if a Bomb Blows up, who might be there, KIDS!.. What a great upbringing!