I was the victim of a hit-and-run accident today. Beeyotch rear-ended me on the interstate, then took off at 90+ mph.
My car is damaged, fortunately not too badly. I was able to keep control of the car, pull over and call 911. (Then the 911 dispatcher sent the cops to THE WRONG INTERSTATE.

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I'm not hurt, just shaken up.
I got her tag number and a good description of the car, so she is going DOWN. That car is my baby.
Sorry... had to vent...