R. Kelly Ordered Not To Meet M. Jackson

[moe.ron]

This has to be the funniest story of the year.

Judge Says R. Kelly Must Avoid Jackson

Wed Jan 28, 8:06 PM ET

By DON BABWIN, Associated Press Writer

CHICAGO - R. Kelly won't be mingling with Michael Jackson (news) during next month's Grammy festivities: A judge has ordered the R&B star, who is awaiting trial on child pornography charges, to stay away from the King of Pop, himself facing child molestation charges, when Kelly attends the awards.

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[AXJules]

OK I'm confused:
Did the judge think R. Kelly would hit on MJ since he looks like a 14 year old white girl?
Or was he afraid Michael would molest R. Kelly??



You know life is bad when A) you are grouped with similar perverts for classification purposes, and 2) there is a legal order mandating your separation b/c you might go on a sexual assault binge.

[33girl]

They were talking about this on the radio this AM and how they would have to yell across the auditorium to each other. "Hey Mike, let's go pee on Avril Lavigne!" LOL

[bethany1982]

I guess they'll have to compare notes over the net.

[moe.ron]

Originally posted by bethany1982
I guess they'll have to compare notes over the net.

I doubt it, MJ goes for little boys, RK doesn't.

LOL