Nice airport you have here, but the wireless access is over-priced. And why did the woman who waited on me at Bath & Body Works sound like Rose Nyland from the Golden Girls?
Caribou Coffee - love the 'cookie drink dippers' or whatever you call them - but what's the matter with calling them Biscotti? Too fancy-schmancy?
To the little kid who treated me like jungle gym on the flight to Minneapolis this morning: Santa hates you.
To the nice old lady who's trying to look at my computer screen: you remind me of my mom, but in a good way. Love the Birks and funky silver jewelry.
Whoops, time to board - have a great holiday everyone!