HC ((((((((((1SavvyDiva))))))))))
HC I think the majority of us think our mom's are a little looney?
HC The only scarry thing about that is we have a 99.44% chance of being just like them when we grow up?
HC My vacation starts on Monday?
HC I don't go back to work until Christmas day?
HC My birthday is Christmas Eve?
HC Folks in my dept. are "mad with me"

because I have vacation in December?
HC One guy said (to someone else of course, but loud enough for your girl to hear), "I thought there was no point in even asking for time off in December until you had been here at least ten years."
HC TEN YEARS?!?!?!?!?!
HC I'm gonna' need him to be easy?
HC TEN YEARS?!?!?!?!?!
HC My mama always told me to ask for what the heck I want out of life because all folks can tell you is yes or no?
HC I've been here for five years?
HC MY vacation starts on Monday?

tee-hee-hee
HC I am going through a quarterlife crisis?
HC I always thought I would have kids by 30?
HC I'll be 26 this month?
HC Like my grandmother says, "I'm kissing 30 square in the azz"?
HC I may have to adopt or visit the old sperm bank if my man doesn't get it together?
HC I feel like an old spinster trying to leave subtle clues, all guiding him down the brick road to marriage?
HC I don't want to end up being the old woman in the big house with 100 cats and dogs?
HC I would really hate to have nothing to leave my millions to besides charities?