Theory about breasts and why guys like them

cashmoney · #1 11-22-2003, 06:15 PM

Last night I was walking around downtown Orlando coming back from a bar with Lady Cashmoney. We were drunk and somehow we got in a conversation about her boobs while walking back to my car. I was babbling to her about how I think she'd look much better if she got a boob job to go up one cup size. Meanwhile, in the back of my mind I was thinking about why we like boobs so much. Then it hit me. I think the reason why we love boobs so much is because when we were younger our mothers breast fed us. For a time in our life boobs are what feed us and give us nutrition. They were everything to us for a little while in our early development. Once I think about it, everytime I see a nice rack....all I want to do is grab them and suck on them. Its just like a baby. Today I called up one of my boys who is not in to boobs, it doesnt matter to him if a girl has nice boobs or not, and I asked him if his mother breast fed him when he was a baby. He said no. I told him thats the reason why a girls boobs don't really matter to him....he just doesn't realise it. I concluded that guys who don't like boobs weren't breast fed or they have some serious issues going on their head. And guys that do like boobs usually have a good relationship with their mother and were breast fed.

I figured I'd share this with some of you, some people don't understand what the big deal is about guys liking boobs. Things have been a lot clearer lately.

justamom · #2 11-22-2003, 08:31 PM

You are exactly right!

bethany1982 · #3 11-22-2003, 08:56 PM

I think you're right. Using that theory as a basis, can you explain why a lot of guys like butts?

ThetaPrincess24 · #4 11-22-2003, 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by bethany1982
I think you're right. Using that theory as a basis, can you explain why a lot of guys like butts?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

rainbowbrightCS · #5 11-22-2003, 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by bethany1982
I think you're right. Using that theory as a basis, can you explain why a lot of guys like butts?

there are two scientific reason about the butt.

1)in the past when we were monkeys and walked on all four we showed that we are ovulating and able to reproduce by our butts swelling (see monkeys now)

2) they are shaped like breast, and like breast, when we hit puberty our hips grow (along with our butt, it changes shape) to show sexual maturity.

Plus I think guy like to grab them

PhiPsiRuss · #6 11-22-2003, 09:53 PM

People are attracted to features that convey youth and fertility/verility. Boobs are a feature that are directly tied to the propagation of the species.

Bets act like adults and stop calling them "boobs." The correct term is "fun bags."

smiley21 · #7 11-23-2003, 02:56 AM

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Originally posted by bethany1982
I think you're right. Using that theory as a basis, can you explain why a lot of guys like butts?

maybe it is because their mothers used to wipe their butts?

Rio_Kohitsuji · #8 11-23-2003, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by russellwarshay

Bets act like adults and stop calling them "boobs." The correct term is "fun bags."

As my Anthropology prof once said, "They are attractively packaged fat"

bethany1982 · #9 11-23-2003, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by smiley21
maybe it is because their mothers used to wipe their butts?

You may be right, but if it has to do with their own butts, you'd think they'd like guys butts. Wait, some do...

Hootie · #10 11-23-2003, 04:02 PM

I don't disagree that Cashmoney's theory is correct, but then why do women not have the same infatuation with breasts if they were breast fed? Just something to think about

MeLikey · #11 11-23-2003, 05:19 PM

Haha, good point Hootie!

SparkliiQTMTSU · #12 11-23-2003, 07:07 PM

thats a good point but I think alot of girls notice others breasts Ive noticed alot of girlfriends that comment on them well like whether or not theyre real and all that good stuff but ya know.

Nichole

Hootie · #13 11-23-2003, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by SparkliiQTMTSU
thats a good point but I think alot of girls notice others breasts Ive noticed alot of girlfriends that comment on them well like whether or not theyre real and all that good stuff but ya know.

Nichole

While that may be true - and I notice girl's chests too - that doesn't mean I have this burning desire to suck on a breast because I was breast fed as a baby! Ya get where I'm coming from?

cashmoney · #14 11-23-2003, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by Hootie
I don't disagree that Cashmoney's theory is correct, but then why do women not have the same infatuation with breasts if they were breast fed? Just something to think about

Don't lie to yourself, women like breasts just as much as men. Its just in a different way. And to be honest, if no really cared what peopel did.....i think a lot more women would be grabbing boobs and feeling them too just to see how the other's feel compared to their.....but not in a sexual way. I like playing with a chicks boobs even when sex is the furthest thing from my mind. I just like popping them and grabbing a quick squeeze.

decadence · #15 11-24-2003, 10:30 AM

And they still let you on the subway??