Any good "Yo Mama" jokes out there?

Sexy Mocha · #1 07-16-2000, 05:08 PM

O.k., I'll set it off...Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco...Yo mama teeth so yellow she spits butter...Yo mama head so small, she got her ear pierced and died...Yo mama head so big, it shows up on radar...Yo mama so bald, she took a shower and got brain washed...Yo mama so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water. Now, I know yall know some good Yo mama jokes...let's hear them! Laughter is the best cure against stress!

kiml122 · #2 07-16-2000, 06:22 PM

Sexy Mocha

I don't know any good "yo mama" jokes, but I'm sitting here LMAO at the yo mama head so small, she got her ear pierced and died. You are crazy girlfriend!!

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#3 07-16-2000, 08:06 PM

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Rague'.

Sexy Mocha · #4 07-16-2000, 09:21 PM

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died...Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles...yo mama so fat, we're in her NOW...Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

HER_STORY · #5 07-17-2000, 07:12 AM

how about: yo mama's hair is so short i can read her mind.

yo mama doesn't have a neck so they call her head and shoulders.

yo mama hair is so short, she rolls her hair with rice.

yo mama is soooooo ugly, when she was kidnapped they brought her back.

blu_theatrics · #6 07-17-2000, 09:27 PM

Mocha you know you are crazy girl

elboogie22 · #7 07-18-2000, 10:06 AM

Yo' mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a boogar out of George Washington's nose!lol These jokes still keep me rollin'

MaMaBuddha · #8 07-18-2000, 01:01 PM

i am the queen of yo mama jokes....

Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Thank You!! Thank You!!

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DELTABRAT · #9 07-18-2000, 01:07 PM

Yo mama so old, she poots dust.

But the one and only yo' mama "joke" that will send ANY and every man blowin' up at the person who said it is.......

simply.....

"Yo'Mama."

And you HAVE to say it with that flair of attitude, lips curled up and the whole nine yards.

Sexy Mocha · #10 07-18-2000, 01:18 PM

Yo mama lips so big, Chapstick had to invent a spray...Yo mama mouth so big , she speaks in surround sound...Yo mama gums so black, she spits yoo-hoo...Yo mama breath so bad, when she yawns her teeth duck...Yo mama in a wheel cahir screaming "I AINT STANDING FOR THIS SH*T"....Yo mama ain't so bad, she would give you the hair off her back.

On another note, MaMa Buddha, My family is from the South...now I've eaten my share of collards, black eye peas, hamhocks, even pig feet, but I wish someone can tell me what hogmahs are. I noticed it in your signature. Just curious!

#11 07-18-2000, 05:59 PM

is uglyness was a brick yo mamma would own her own project

yo mamma is so short she could bungy jump off of a sidewalk

yo mamma is so stupid she went to the movies and saw under 17 not admitted and went home and got 16 more people

yo mamma so stupid she got fired from the m & m factory for throwing out all the w's

yo mamma feet so ashy, looks like she kicks flour for a living

yo mamma so fat when she wears an "X" jacket helicopters try to land on her

Serenity · #12 07-18-2000, 09:17 PM

Yo mama is so dumb when they told her to take the #4 train she took the #2 train twice.

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mwedzi · #13 07-20-2000, 10:21 AM

someone told me hogmahs are pig testicles, mocha.

MaMaBuddha · #14 07-20-2000, 10:32 AM

pig testicles...

i think not....they are chitterlings...

mind you i don't eat pork!

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"the ORIGINAL soror from the dirtiest part of the south"
(cheese grits, hogmahs and fatback)

MaMaBuddha
Delta Alpha/Epsilon Tau
Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Innnnnncorporated.
Spring 94
the 24th Diva of Perfection

Alpha Phi Omega, Fraternity, Incorporated
Alpha Gamma Gamma
Fall '98

Order of Eastern Star
Prince Hall Affilated
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Sexy Mocha · #15 07-20-2000, 10:53 AM

Whew! For a minute there I thought my parents were actually eating pig privates. Chitterlings...oh! I've never tasted those, the smell alone turns me off.