exemplifying the 3rd Card to the Nth Degree

djjukebox · #1 12-04-2003, 09:25 PM

Whassup Y'all. I gotta testify right now. I've been tested in the most severe way this week since I don't know when.

I've been in UPS Service Provider (driver) training. And it's as intense as all get out. We're tested on CBT's every day... and you have to make no less then 95% to pass. That's not a misprint.. 95% !!! But that really hasn't been the haze. My brother went to the hospital Monday the week of Thanksgiving for a broncial (sp) infection. On Thanksgiving, even though I was only home for a short time, I contracted it from him. It didn't really get bad till the day before training begins. Let me tell y'all something. There's nothing that feels QUitE as bad as being REALLY SICK *not the cough or headache* but flu, etc and you aren't at home or in a hospital. Under UPS policy, you can't miss a minute of training nooor be late or you're ex'd from the program.

So since Monday, I've been in class (class being the UPS facility *basically, an open hangar* during some of the worst weather of the year in Birmingham this week just perservering. Tuesday was so bad, I went to the hospital after training... got treated and prescribed antibiotics. But, I've still got to train outside. Plus.. I didn't sleep but maybe 2 hours Monday - Wednesday (and also eat no solid food). Wednesday in class, I'm weak, truly sick, coughing up flem right and left (thanks anti biotics.. for real) but due to no sleep.. just tryin' to get by.

Finally, last night, I was able to eat 1/2 a chicken drumstick, about 4 tblsp of greens and 1/2 a piece of bread.. But I had a prior commitment that I couldn't brake or find a replacement for. The AKA's had a crossing party / probate show last night for their newest 49 ladies. And so, I dj'd the party sick as a dog.

This morning, mind you, we had our official driving test. I was able to eat 2/3's of a chicken drumstick, 7 tblsp of greens and almost a whole slice of bread. But, I felt a lot stronger. Anyway y'all, YA BOY PASSED THE DRIVING TEST WITH FLYING COLORS. Afterward, the other drivers and I went to McDonald's and I eat 1/2 a McGrilled sammich.

Now.. the real haze begins. The driving exam is really the easy part. The written is the killer. It's only 2 pages, but it has to be ver batum correct. And when I say ver batum, if you don't dot an I or cross a T, the whole exam is wrong.

So, in about 7 minutes, I going into straight Lamp mode again and learn these two page poems. Y'all pray for me please.

Exemplifying the 3rd Cardinal Principal to the Nth Degree
Swamp

PS still coughin' like a HARDcore EmCee hitting the blunt

CrimsonTide4 · #2 12-04-2003, 09:33 PM

Good Luck DJJukebox (I miss the name Swamp Thang). . . When you pass, can I get a UPS discount???

desirethegreat1 · #3 12-04-2003, 11:43 PM

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Originally posted by djjukebox

The AKA's had a crossing party / probate show last night for their newest 49 ladies. And so, I dj'd the party sick as a dog.

AWWWW...poor baby. I was there, but I had to leave early becauseI had a paper to finish and a final. Well, you did a good job, and I hope you feel better soon, because 2 weeks ago I was just like that...and my nose is still mad at me for trying to get rid of all of that CRAP.

OH YEAH, I am so glad you played my favorite club song.....Bunny Hop!

Get Well

Do you have to DJ the Alpha Party that starts at 10?

djjukebox · #4 12-05-2003, 02:12 AM

giiiiiiiiiirl.... I wouldn't dj for Martin Luther King Jr. tonight !!!

I just told ya.. we got the killer ver batum exam in the morning at 8am..

I know the material and just gave myself a sample test.

I still made two silly grammatical errors..

Off my break at midnight... still perservering... and still being a good Lamp.

Swamp Thang / DJ Jukebox / and the new name SICK WIT IT *fa real*

rho4life · #5 12-05-2003, 03:27 AM

Good Luck! Sounds like you're on the mend if you're eating more.

I once dragged myself to a job interview w/ food poisioning. I tried to reschedule, and they couldn't, so I warned them that I had been vomitting all day. I made it through the interview, but didn't get the job.

CrimsonTide4 · #6 12-05-2003, 08:07 AM

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Originally posted by djjukebox
giiiiiiiiiirl.... I wouldn't dj for Martin Luther King Jr. tonight !!!

DAYUMMIT!!!!

Lesson: Never EVER read Swamp's posts with toothpaste in your mouth.

kiml122 · #7 12-05-2003, 08:50 AM

Hey bruh, good luck on the test today, and I know that you will do just fine. I'm happy to hear that you are feeling a little better as well....holla

Reds6 · #8 12-05-2003, 02:35 PM

Soooo Bruh, let me get this straight, basically you're out there infecting every damn body!

LOL joking, feel better!

But seriously are you contagious?

desirethegreat1 · #9 12-05-2003, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by djjukebox
giiiiiiiiiirl.... I wouldn't dj for Martin Luther King Jr. tonight !!!

That is so funny...get better, cause I just got over that crap, because that stuff is contagious