No you DI'ENT....

[AKA2D '91]

No U Di'ent"
1. wear them house slippers into the grocery store!
No U Di'ent"
2. come to the club 7 months pregnant!
No U Di'ent"
3. dig waaaay up your nose in your car next to me at the stoplight!
No U Di'ent"
4. get acrylic TOENAILS to match your acrylic finger-nails!!
No U Di'ent"
5. give me a pager number when i just gave u my home number!!
No U Di'ent"No U Di'ent"
6. bring them kids in the laundromat dirty with no shoes on and
you all fresh, dolled up smelling like DKNY (perfume)!!
No U Di'ent"
7. think that when i said "Do you want something" from the
concession stand, meant popcorn, drink, candy, AND nachos!!
No U Di'ent"No U Di'ent"
8. get on the bus thinking you look good with your nails did & a nice
outfit, but have 3 inches of NEW GROWTH under them braids!!
No U Di'ent"
9. put your Xtra large breasts in that Xtra Medium tank top! EWWW!!
No U Di'ent"No U Di'ent"
10. stand by the speaker in the club and pull out your cell phone so we
could see you use it. I know you couldn't hear anybody!!
No U Di'ent"
11. come to the party with nothing and then get mad when they ran out of
drinks and food!!
No U Di'ent"
12. wear the same outfit to the club that your girl had on last week!!
No U Di'ent"
13. No you didn't clean those chitlins in your bathtub!
No U Di'ent"
14. buy that fully-loaded, BRAND NEW Range Rover and still asking
your mom to help you with the rent!
No U Di'ent"
15. use my good shoe to kill that roach in your Section-8 house!!
No U Di'ent"
16. purposely not shave your underarms and wear that sun dress!!
No U Di'ent"
17. wear them open toe mules and let your big toe touch the ground!
No U Di'ent"
18. let your house phone get cut-off in order to pay your cell phone
bill!!!!
No U Di'ent"
19. turn him down because his BMW is an '88 and you got a bus
pass!!!!

AND LASTLY!!
No U Di'ent"

20. TAKE 75 DOLLARS WORTH OF FOOD STAMPS OUT OF YOUR $350.OO COACH
BAG!!!!!!!




LMAO!