Name 5 Regular, Joe Schmoe's that You Would Like to Punch

[ZTAngel]

In the spirit of punching people, let's list those people we dislike in our lives who deserve two black eyes.

1. My boyfriend's roommate- He has no consideration for others when he comes home wasted on a Monday night at 3am....hello??? some people have to be at work early in the morning. Oh, btw, it's not me and my boyfriend's responsibility to take care of your dog when you decide to spend every waking hour at your ugly girlfriend's house. You bought the dog...it's your responsibility!

2. That evil woman who lives down the street from me- If my dog takes a crap in your yard, I pick it up unlike some other people in the neighborhood that should remain nameless. You can stop giving me an attitude and dirty looks every time you see me.

3. The evil woman who hit my car- You have some nerve to lie to the insurance company about what happened. Especially because you admitted to the police that you hit me! Funny how the story changes when the insurance company informs you how much money it may end up being. Karma is a bitch and I hope it bites you in the ass.

4. To that girl who thinks she's all that- You're not. You look like a pig and you have the personality of a door stop.

5. My old boss- I'm so glad you didn't get your dream job in Atlanta. You think it's because they didn't have any positions open. Little do you know that your employees told the hiring director in Atlanta what a sorry excuse of a manager you are. May you forever be miserable.