Laws For Women To Live By

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1. don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
2. what do you do if your boufriend walks
out? you shut the door.
3. if they put a man on the moon-they should
be able to put them all up there.
4. never let you man's mind wander-it's too
little to be out alone.
5. go for younger men! you might as well they
never mature anyway!
6. men are all the same-they just have
different faces so that you can tell them
apart.
7. definition of a bachelor:a man who has
missed the opportunity to make some
woman miserable.
8. women don't make fools of men-most of them
are the do-it-yourself types.
9. best way to get a man to do something is
to suggest they are too old for it.
10.love is blind, but marriage is a real eye
opener.
11.if you want a committed man, look in a
mental hospital.
12.the children of Israel wandered around the
desert for 40 years. even in biblical
times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13.if he asks what sort of books you're
interested in, tell him check books.
14.remember a sense of humor doesn't mean
that you tell him jokes, it means you
laugh at his.
15.sadly, all men are created equal.

Ladies share this with a bright funny woman
that you know and bring a smile to her face!