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How not to write a love poem
On the Dead Journal website, it's fun to click "random grave" and read other people's journals. I stumbled upon this one entry where this girl was so excited that her bf had just written her a love poem.
Now, I may not be the most romantic person in the world, so what I think might not carry much weight, but if any guy ever wrote something even REMOTELY like this, I would laugh. And laugh. And laugh. And laugh.
And smack him in the face.
(my comments are in all caps)
Gina is r0ns
n r0n is Ginas
Till death d0 us baby SINCE WHEN IS BABY A VERB?
n0thin can c0me between us
I'm s0 int0 y0u
N I wana put weddin rings
0n each 0ne 0f ya fingers TEN RINGS? IS HE MORMON?
my c0nfessi0n
is that ya l0vin is a blessin
y0u the sh0rty
that g0t me thinkin b0ut askin 21 Questi0ns QUESTION #1: IF A TRAIN LEAVES CALIFORNIA AT 55 MPH...
n cut them 0tha chiCks 0ff if they steppin
cuz in ya st0mach is where my little man is restin AND QUIETLY CONTEMPLATING HIS NEXT MOVE
I'mma be wit y0u
till we see heaven
i l0ve ya flaws YEAH THAT'S ROMANTIC...I LOVE EVERYTHING THAT SUCKS ABOUT YOU HONEY...
n ya perfect imperfecti0ns THAT'S AN OXEY MORON. LIKE JUMBO SHRIMP
ma y0u t0uched me n my heart secti0n AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me minus y0u
equals depressi0n
I wanna give you e'ything
all my cream MMMM...CREAM...
n things that go bling
i see y0u n my sleep
its liek y0u stepped 0utta my dreams
i'll be ya king if y0u pr0mise t0o be my queen
0ur b0nd is tight
n0thin can get n between
Ahh...nothing says lovin' like 2nd grade writing abilities
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