Mystery Ghetto Theater 3000
Question:
How many of you have seen (or know of) Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K)? It is a two hour show where a man and two robots crack jokes at a horrible movie (You can tell it's MST3K because there is a movie theater silouette with the trio watching).
Well, how many of yall have seen one of those independent black movies that are so bad, you want to riff at it (or have someone else do it for you). Well, here is a list of movies I have seen that I would love to riff at:
Everybody Plays the Fool--a woman marries a sucessful author and then arranges to have him killed so she can get his money.
Lunatic--an escaped mental patient wreaks havoc in the woods on a group of teenaged campers.
Preacher Playa--Two con men open a church to get quick money (and naive women).
House Party 4 - A black ripoff of Ferris Buehler's Day Off featuring IMX (formerly Immature), Kym Whitley, and Buddy Lewis.
Inhumanity--a successful black lawyer is attacked and molested, and detectives Todd Bridges and Faizon Love is on the case to find the perpetrators--could the perp be right under the victim's nose?
Q - Brian Hooks arranges a secret barbeque party while his folks are away--can he sucessfully pull it off?
Nuthin' 2 Lose--Brian Hooks is under pressure from his girlfriend to marry her and learns the true meaning of commitment
Beverly Hood--a ghetto version of The Beverly Hillbillies featuring Kym Whitley and Buddy Lewis.
Get Down On It--Two ghettofabulous women make a bet on who can get married first. Yes, this movie is TRULY GHETTO!! A cinematic train wreck!!!
Have you seen any of these or know of a BAD movie as such?
Let us know!!!!
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