What would your.....

[Dionysus]

honest personal ad say?

[AlphaSigLana]

I'm a 5'3 caucasion, 21 year old female seeking a man that will be romantic, spend time with me( because I am very needy that way), be educated, but that doesn't mean you have to be college educated, loyal, respectful, and honest. It also helps if you are involved in some hobbies. I prefer that you have a job as well, becaue I don't like lazy people. I prefer guys between the ages of 21-28.
it's really hard to write a personal ad because I don't know what i should say about myself. I think personal ads should be written by exes because they may give the most info about us. I'm sure my bf's would have great things to say about me.

[ilovemyglo]

5'2" long blonde hair, hazel green eyes, petite 115 lbs. curvy female looking for a man to watch college basketball, play football and volleyball. Someone that enjoys making their woman happy, but being a man. Someone that wants to go out and party one night and cuddle up for a movie the next. Someone that can have a serious conversation and isn't afraid to tell me when they are upset or unhappy. Someone that will listen to my complaints and remind me how stupid they are. Someone that likes to have a woman cook for them but offers to do the dishes.
I enjoy pretending to be the boss but secretly being whooped by the man I love. I want someone that can hang out with my brothers and dad, who will listen to my mom and pretend to be amused. I want someone that doesn't judge me but loves me for who I am.
I want someone that will kick my ass drinking, will teach me to play pool, will make love to me whenever I want, will hang out with my friends, and someone that can be a gentleman.

Any applicants available.
Oh, and if I ever hear you disrespect your sister or mother you are automatically out!

[moe.ron]

Big pappa pump.

[AlphaSigLana]

Ilovemyglo_ You sound perfect I have trouble beliving you're single. Especially if you're curvy and that thin. I way in the 120's and am boobless and I am only an inch taller than you!
I like your ad because it was very informative.
Off the topic-- I hate ads in the job section of the paper that don't state what company they are--so basically you have to call them to find out who they are--UGH!!!! If you want me to work for you at least name who your company is so I can research it and see if I want to work for you.