Most inane thing(s) someone stolen from you

[Dionysus]

I'm not a thief, but if I was one I would go for the gold. I won't steal petty or stupid things.

I remember when I was a kid, we had this cool inflatable kiddy pool...one morning we woke up and it was missing. Someone stole it! Why the kiddy pool? How did the transport it? By foot? On a pick-up?

[dzsaigirl]

The biggest thing someone has stolen from me is my car.

The pettiest thing though was actually this week. A student of mine stole some little incentives (music note erasers, pencils, etc.) from me and started giving them to people who then turned them back in. That was SOOOO lame! I mean, stupid erasers???? Pencils???

[SSS1365]

I remember when I was a kid, someone stole the Christmas lights that my family had on our bushes outside.

[ZTAMich]

two years ago someone stole my bookbag with all my stuff in it from our student center. it was discovered in the men's room but the textbook for my american lit class was not in it!

[Kevin]

I've had my car stolen as well. Stamps are probably the most inane thing people have taken from me on a regular basis.

[OrigamiTulip]

My sophmore year, I got a new roomie who turned out to be a major drug addict/skanky whore. She stole all kinds of stuff from me, but the strangest and most bizzare thing she stole from me was my broom. WTF? Was she going to try to hock it for drug money? It was a 7 dollar broom. Why steal it?

[josh8o]

one weekend we had a little party and there were poeple in and out of all the apartments here at the house. these 2 bumd drunk girls were looking in my fridge (for more beer i think) and they saw my little individual bags of baby carrots. they asked if they could have them and i was like NO! they keep on asking and i keep telling them no. in the morning i noticed all my carrots were gone! who steals carrots at a party?!?

In high school someone stole a bag of tampons and pantiliners I left in my locker. I left the door unlocked as I went on an errand and my jacket and wallet was still there, but no feminine products! If they really needed some, they could have easily gotten some at the health room!

When I lived in the dorms some pervert stole the bras and panties I left in the dryer once. It was a bitch having to go and buy new underwear!

[sororitygirl2]

A toothbrush... used.

[AXJules]

Awesome, awesome topic.....

The stupidest thing anyone ever stole from me was a box of philanthropy t shirts. I was philanthropy chair last semester and all the xtra larges and smalls were stolen out of my room. A) the price of your shirt is built into your bill so that everyone can have one, so they were essentially free, 1 per person and B) how many of the same shirt do you need???? WTF??? were they making a quilt or hoarding them or something????

The craziest thing my friends ever stole from a party was a, um, vibrating fake men's body part they found in a bathroom at some GUY's house.

[AXJules]

Sorry I forgot one....
Also, one time we were in this really bad neighborhood bargain shopping. I came out of one of the stores to find a guy peeling the rubber caulking off the back of my windows on my car. Can someone explain to me the use/ street value of something like that????

[MooseGirl]

a memory of HS just popped in my head....

one year, grade 11 i believe, at Christmastime every class decorated their door...so our class decided to do a stocking theme...everyone brought in a sock.

most kids just brought in regular socks, but I remembered a pair my grandma gave me that i'd never worn cuz they were so ugly. So it was a long fuzzy blue sock with red stripes....it was the star of our sock door. Well last day of classes b4 break and I walk by the door to get my sock and it's gone!! everyone else's was there, but not mine!

well wandering around the school later i see some kid wearing it on his hat!!! I asked for it back but he wouldn't give it ...said he found it somewhere! I know i didn't wear the socks, but i'd at least like to have the pair....i think i still have the match at my dad's house somewhere.....

[Hootie]

When I was 6 I used to play with the two neighbor boys. I was sorta tom-boyish so it was never any big deal. Well one day we were playing in their house and they decided to watch some stupid cartoon while I continued to play in the other room. I got bored and went home. Later that night my mom was looking for me and I was playing in my closet with the toy gun and watch I had "borrowed" from them. I didn't think it was any big deal cuz I was only borrowing them - I was gonna give them back the next day when I went over to play.
BUT NO! Mom marched me right over to their house to appologize and hand back the goods. Jeez, a plastic fisher price gun and a kermit the frog watch....how lame!

[texas*princess]

When I was a freshman in college, our RA would make us a TON of doortags with our names and cute little pictures.

Well.. one day I was going out to class and I noticed someone took my Care Bear doortag. It was my favorite one. And it's not like my name is super common or anything either... I probably had the most unique name in all of South Texas.

Anyway, I happened to be really good friends with all the RA's in the building, and one of them reported that she saw my name tag in some other girl's room (the girl lived in a different wing and therefore she didn't get a Care Bear doortag ) while she was doing a routine weekly status check.

Oh well.

[Dionysus]

How can I forget? We once had some company down in our basement. Someone went upstairs to use the restroom...supposedly. Someone seen him near the kitchen I believe. The day before, we won all these pizzas from Dominoes, and still had some leftovers. One was a full cheese I believe and the other was 3/4 combination. Well, later on that night after our company left, we reached for pizza. But, our combination pizza (with 1/4 eaten) was missing. To this this day we think that guy stole it.