What do Parents think of the New Boy?

[James]

I always wondered, what do parents think when a girl brings a boy friend home? Or I guess whena boy brings a girl home?

I mean are they thinking:

1. Damn, this is the guy boinking my little girl, going down on her, tossing her salad etc?

2. Is this new person the one he/she will marry?

3. Is there a difference between what the father thinks and the mother thinks?

4. Is there a difference between how they think about a daughter or a son?

Inquiring Minds want to know!