Dating Commandments
Okay so my friend and I are both single and having fun and we came up with rules for dating.
We don't want boyfriends, so this is our 10 Commandments if you will!
1.Thou shalt not blow off men unless they are obnoxious and drunk. They have friends that are cute and sometimes they become good friends even if they are not “HOT”.
2.Thou shalt not date any guy that one’s best friend totally disapproves of (i.e. Chris Sanders, Luke, etc.)
3.Thou shalt consult one another before going out to meet men so as not to show up in the same damn shirt!
4.Thou shall be courteous to men until they do something so as not to deserve it.
5.Thou shalt not cock block.
6.Thou shalt consult friends while wearing beer goggles before giving out phone number or going home so as not to make a Coyote Ugly mistake.
7.Thou shall continue to go out with friends on weekend and not put toys before friends (only exemption is if the term BOYFRIEND is used to describe the man in question).
8.Thou shall drunk dial.
9.Thou shall help friends out by introducing other men to them whenever possible so as to give them options as well. (Past booty calls are acceptable, past boyfriends not.)
10.Thou shall have fun, and if he makes you cry you must rid yourself of him immediately (unless they are tears of joy, excitement or during sex).
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