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Old 01-17-2001, 12:04 PM
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Post The Single Brotha's Bedtime Prayer

The Single Brotha's Bedtime Prayer

As I crawl into my sack,
I pray for women who aren't wack,
A sista who knows how to act,
Who won't neglect, and WILL call back,
A girl who's smart, and sweet and stacked,
And who knows when to shut her trap,
Who won't act ill and disrespect,
Or run her mouth and sweat my check,
Who will not ask me if she's fat,
In this red dress or these brown slacks,

I pray for one who is well-bred,
I cannot deal with chicken-heads,
I need a love of give and take,
Not "What you drive?", "How much you
make?",

When lunch and dinner bills approach,
If you don't reach...don't ask for Coach,
I want a dime with thighs and lips,
Not nickel broads on ego trips,

I want one who loves me for me,
Not what her girls think I should be,
To fill my life with joy nonstop,
With no male friends to take my spot,

I need one for cuddles, light kisses, and
pecks,But she'd know that some times...I just
wanna have sex,

If I were to find her this very day,
Then I would cease in my doggish ways,
There'd be no more creeping, I'd sing
songs like Joe's, But until that day comes I have no love for.......you know





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Old 01-17-2001, 04:00 PM
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That is too hilarious ......and true

I hope you find her
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Old 01-17-2001, 05:56 PM
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he (they) will...
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Old 01-17-2001, 09:46 PM
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Professor,

You are soooooooooo funny! LOL

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Old 01-18-2001, 01:55 AM
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An original....DEFINATELY an original .
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Old 01-18-2001, 05:21 PM
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Too cute!

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Old 01-18-2001, 11:32 PM
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HAHA... Hope she exists...
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Old 01-21-2001, 11:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by AKA_Monet:
HAHA... Hope she exists...
Ha Ha! She does exist. Except for the part about "shutting her trap".
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